Moishe goes up to a beautiful woman he sees in Waitrose and says to her, ‘I’ve lost my wife in here and I would be very happy if you could find some time to talk to me for a few minutes.’
She asks, ‘Why on earth do you want me to do that?’
Moishe replies, ‘Because every time I talk to a gorgeous woman, my wife always appears out of nowhere.’
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye