Moishe came home from work one day to find his wife, Yvonne, sitting on the front door step with her bags packed. Moishe asked her where she was going, and Yvonne replied, “I’m going to Las Vegas.”
Moishe questioned her as to why she was going, and Yvonne told him “I just found out that I can make £1,000 a night doing what I give you for free.” Moishe pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the front door and his wife.
Yvonne said, “And just where do you think you are going?”
Moishe replied, “I’m going, too.”
“Why?” She asked.
Moishe said, “I want to see how you are going to live on £1,000 a year.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye