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Classic joke · No. 0070 Filed under: For kids

The race

One day at school, little Morris and little Henry had a race and Henry won.
Morris then says to Henry, “you won, but I know what you lost.”
What did I lose, then?”
Your breath.”

Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye

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