Rabbi Sam Wolfson was giving his speech to the Jewish federation about the “Tragedy of Jewish Inter-Marriage” with non-Jews.
Toward the end of his long speech the Rabbi clapped his hands…waited 10 seconds…and clapped his hands again.
The Audience looked puzzled. The Rabbi then explained that every time he clapped his hands some Jew married a non-Jew.
Immediately Morris jumped up from his seat in the audience and shouted, “Nu…So Stop Wid Your Clapping!”