[My thanks to Nat A for the following]
” Memory was something you lost with age
” An application was for employment
” A program was a TV show
” A cursor used profanity
” A keyboard was a piano
” A web was a spider’s home
” A virus was the flu
” A hard drive was a long trip on the road
” A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
” And if you had a 3 inch floppy ….you just hoped nobody ever found out!
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye