Adam has been staying out very late for a few nights and Eve becomes quite upset. “What’s wrong, darling?” he asks her.
“You’re seeing another woman,” she replies.
“Eve, darling, you’re totally wrong,” says Adam. “You know you’re the only woman on earth for me.”
They continue to argue until Adam falls asleep. But then he is suddenly woken up by a strange pain in his chest. He looks up and sees Eve poking him very vigorously.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks Adam angrily.
“I’m counting your ribs,” replies Eve.
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye