Sam and Leah, both in their 80’s, are discussing the possibility of getting married. Leah says, “If I marry you, Sam, I’ll want to keep my au pair. She’s fantastic.”
“That’s OK with me,” replies Sam.
“And I’ll also want to keep my Lexus,” Leah continues.
“That’s also fine with me. It won’t be a problem,” says Sam.
“And not only that,” says Leah, “I’ll want to have sex 6 times a week, without fail.”
“That’s no problem with me,” says Sam. “Put me down for Mondays.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye