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A classic example of chutzpa is someone who kills his father and mother, then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. Jewish proverb: “A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she’ll never forget what she forgave.” Q: Why do Jewish women enjoy Chinese food so much?
A: WonTon spelled backwards is ‘Not Now’.

Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye

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