Hymie goes to ‘The Shmultzy Garage’ in Edgware to look for a second hand car and after spending 45 minutes with Daniel, the Garage’s most successful salesman, he buys a ‘highly recommended’ 4 year old Fiat.
Three days later, Hymie returns to the Garage and asks to speak with Daniel.
“Do you remember me Daniel?” asks Hymie. “I bought a Fiat Panda from you a few days ago.”
“Of course I remember you,” replies Daniel.
“And do you remember all the things you told me about the car?”
“Yes, of course I do,” replies Daniel.
“Well then,” continues Hymie, “could you please tell them to me again because I’m getting very discouraged with the car.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye