A Jewish grandmother was pushing her grandson in a stroller along the edge of the surf on the beach. Suddenly, a giant wave swelled up and crashed over the two of them, taking the little boy out to sea. The grandmother threw her hands up and shouted, “Oh, G*d! Oh, G*d! Don’t let this happen! Bring back my little bushkin! I can’t live without him! I beg you, please!”
With that, the wave returned and the little boy was placed at his grandmother’s feet. She scooped him up in her arms, looked up to heaven and said, “He had a hat!”
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