A grandmother is walking along the beach with her grandson, Jonah.
Suddenly, a giant wave wisks Jonah away! Immediately the grandmother goes to her knees and begins to pray: “Oh, G-d, please give Jonah back to me! I’ll do anything, I’ll go to the synagogue every day and pray, I’ll volunteer there, oh I’ll do anything! Just please give my grandson back to me!”
Once again a giant wave comes. With it comes Jonah, of course wet. The grandmother runs to him, gives him a quick hug, and looks up to the sky. Again she speaks to G-d: “Now, where’s his cap?”
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