A Mini car crashes into the back of Melvyn’s Rolls Royce as Melvyn is waiting to turn right. The Mini driver is furious. “Why didn’t you indicate?” he shouts.
“What would have been the point?” shrugs Melvyn, “If you couldn’t see my Rolls Royce, how could you have seen my indicator?”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye