Q: How did Adam & Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put out. Q: What did Adam tell his kids as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q: The ark was built in 3 stories and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?
A: They used flood lights. Q: Who was the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David – he rocked Goliath to sleep. Q: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A: The thought had never entered his head before. Q: If Goliath is resurrected, would you tell him the joke about David & Goliath?
A: No, he already fell for it once. Q: Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye