Arnold and Naomi are on holiday in London and go to see a very popular West End show called
AN EVENING OF MAGIC AND ILLUSIONS BY THE GREAT MINKOVSKY
Minkovsky has just amazed his audience by clearly sawing in half a volunteer from the audience and then putting him back together again. After the applause eventually dies down, Arnold shouts out to Minkovsky, “Oy mister. How on earth did you do that?”
“Well sir,” replies Minkovsky. “Anyone can come to my dressing room after the performance is over and I can show them how I did it. But I would then have to kill them immediately afterwards.”
After thinking about this answer for a few seconds, Arnold shouts back, “Ok, Mr Minkovsky, I agree with your terms and conditions. Please be ready to show my wife how it was done!”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye