Aaron and his family are in the middle of their meal at Minky’s Kosher Restaurant when Aaron calls over the Manager. “I have a complaint to make,” Aaron says. “I haven’t eaten here for quite some time, and I notice that the portions you’re now serving are a lot smaller than they used to be.”
“That’s impossible sir,” says the Manager. “You see, since you were last here, we’ve spent a lot of money enlarging the restaurant. So although the portion on your plate might appear to look smaller, it’s only an optical illusion.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye