“When he grows up,” says Howard, “my youngest son David is going to be a very successful businessman.”
“Why do you say that?” asks Bernie.
“Because David is very logical,” replies Howard. “Let me give you an example. During his maths lesson yesterday, his teacher asked the class, ‘If you have five apples and I ask you for one of them, how many apples will you then have?’ And my David was the only one to have replied ‘Five’.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye