[My thanks to Stan C for the following]
Now that Moshe, Gary and Abe have retired, they enjoy meeting once a week for a round of golf. They are, thank God, all healthy except for having poor hearing.
One day, during a round of golf, Moshe says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
“No,” replies Abe, “it’s Thursday.”
And Gary says, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye