About those Cohens

A client walked into the law firm of Cohen, Cohen, Cohen,and Cohen. He said to a clerk behind the counter “I would like to speak to Mr. Cohen.”
“I’m sorry, but the founder of the firm is deceased.”
“OK, let me speak to Mr. Cohen”
“Mr. Cohen isn’t taking new clients.”
“OK, let me speak to Mr. Cohen.”
“Mr, Cohen is in court today.”
“Nu, so let me speak to Mr. Cohen already.”
“Speaking.”