Tag: music

Classic joke · No. 5099

The Purim story to the tune of “Copacabana”

The Purim story has everything - sex, violence, romance - everything but A cheezy soundtrack. To fix that one problem, here is the famous…

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Classic joke · No. 5130

Herman the Hanukkah Candle

Herman the Hanukkah Candle Had a very Shiny Light And if you ever saw it You would even say it was bright All of…

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Classic joke · No. 5132

Matzah Number Five

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name's Louis Bagel, and this is Matzah Number Five. One, Two, Three Four Five, Everybody likes to eat corn beef…

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Classic joke · No. 5141

Purim songs from The Wizard of Oz

Come out, Come out Come out, come out, wherever you are And see Queen Esther, a real Jewish star She married the King, the…

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Classic joke · No. 5154

The charity concert

A concert in Carnegie Hall, many stars of classical music contribute. The pianist Vladimir Horowitz enters the stage. A Jewish spectator to his Jewish…

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Classic joke · No. 5167

The wicked ones of 1994: a Purim song

O, once there was a wicked wicked girl, Her name was Tony Harding She thought she'd knock her rival out Her troubles were just…

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Classic joke · No. 5170

If you’re Jewish and you know it

If you're Jewish and you know it clap your hands If you're Jewish and you know it clap your hands 'Cus the man from…

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Classic joke · No. 5245

The Maccabee song

Who's the leader of the Jews, Brave Judah Maccabee. M A C - C A B - E E Maccabee. Maccabee, Maccabee, Menorahs shine…

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Classic joke · No. 5248

An Adam Sandler Passover

(to the tune of Adam Sandler's "Chanuka Song") This is a song for all those kids who can't eat leavened things during Passover. Jerry…

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Classic joke · No. 5250

The Purim song (“La Bamba”)

This is the story of Purim. It is a story of freedom, of Esther and Haman and King Ahashveros. Now this should prepare us…

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Classic joke · No. 5274

Puff the Jewish dragon

Puff the Jewish Dragon, lived in Palestine and frolicked in the Synagogue and drank Mogen David Wine. Good Rabbi Friedman, loved that rascal Puff…

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

One of the best frum songs ever

And the worst if you just change the chorus to "touched"

By Heshy Fried

Lag B’Omer, Tu B’Shvat & Friends

Halachic Debate: Is there kosher sefira music?

I am not a learned guy, sure I pasken for myself, can leaf through a mishna brura and try to talk in learning with…

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Chassidim & Chabad

Chassidic Jews doing Gangnam Style at a wedding

In Internet Time this video is already old, but I just saw it and I'm sure some you haven't seen it yet. I couldn't…

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Chanukah

Will Lipa Schmeltzer be put in cherem for featuring Hot Chanies in his latest video?

I watched the latest chanukah video from Lipa Schmeltzer and I could swear that he's going to be the next off the derech musician,…

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Chassidim & Chabad

Streimel Viking: Ex-Chabadnick Death Metal

All I have to say is oy my ears are shvitzing.

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

Is that a fart in the middle of this Yaakov Shweky song?

Skip to 2:50 to hear the fart. I had it confirmed by a sound man in the industry and he says it is in…

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

Johnny Cash and the Jews

By Matthue Roth - originally posted on Jewniverse Johnny Cash’s moody, often dark music is matched only by his even more tumultuous life. For years…

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

I love when rappers sample frummy music

Not sure which frummy band is being sampled, but it's awesome when rappers and DJ do this sort of thing.

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

Frum Band Names

[Image missing from the archive]If I could play an instrument other then the flab on my stomach, I would play something of the string…

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Pesach

The Quinoa Song

Despite the fact that I've been holed up in Boulder, Colorado for the last 6 days of yuntiff, I did not have any quinoa…

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

20 ways to tell you aren’t a BT anymore

BT's a strange breed, if there was a graph documenting the progress, it would have a very steep starting line followed by a pretty…

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Music, Movies & Pop Culture

You shuckeled all night long

Found this hilarious parody of ACDC's you shook me all night long when searching for tefillin date on you tube. The lyrics are below:…

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Chanukah

NCSY Chanukah Video

It seems like I have been getting an inordinate amount of "post this video" requests as of late. As some of you may have…

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