Tag: dating
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4913Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4913
A doctor in the house
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights…
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5077Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5077
Is there a doctor in the house?
It's a crowded theatre. Suddenly, a little old Jewish lady gets up and screams hysterically (in a thick Yiddish accent): "Dokter, dokter ! Is…
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0426Joke no. Classic joke · No. 0426
The matchmaker
Benny, the shadkhan, goes to see Abe, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Abe, you mustn't wait too long. I have exactly the one…
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0632Joke no. Classic joke · No. 0632
Preparing for a wedding
Benny Goldman had married off four of his children but the fifth was becoming a challenge. Young Solomon had no visible virtues that would…
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0764Joke no. Classic joke · No. 0764
The marriage ceremony
Four young novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel where the Mother Superior…
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0889Joke no. Classic joke · No. 0889
Shaggy buffalo story
A family of Schmohawk Indians were sitting around the fire one night. There was papa Geronowitz, mama Pocayenta and the beautiful daughter, Minihorowitz. "So,…
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1742Joke no. Classic joke · No. 1742
Dating advert in Jewish Chronicle
Professional Jewish athlete, winner of Davis Cup, America Cup and Stanley Cup. Seeking non-Jewish woman. Goyishe Cup. Reply to Box 13
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2202Joke no. Classic joke · No. 2202
Snap!
Renee and Isaac have been invited to Sarah’s wedding and are discussing what present they should give her. "So what do you think, Isaac?"…
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2720Joke no. Classic joke · No. 2720
Differences
What are the main differences between orthodox, conservative and reform??? At an orthodox wedding, the mother of the bride is likely to be pregnant.…
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3097Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3097
Time to get Married
A young Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American…
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3203Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3203
Jewish Weddings
You are at a Wedding and you want To know what type of Synagogue you are in. Here's How To Tell: At A Chassidic…
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Dating & Marriage
Aish Dating article is sexist and unrealistic
It seems that the latest offensive article in the Jewish world was written by Aish and it has to do with turning off guys.…
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Dating & Marriage
A different kind of tefllin date
CLnew yorkmanhattanall personalsmissed connections Reply hjr4q-4225478173@pers.craigslist.org flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: about 17 hours ago My Basherte - w4m - 44 (Upper West Side) I met you at a…
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Dating & Marriage
Is saving your virginity worth it?
There's an article in the NY Times today about a woman who is a 35 year old virgin, I know plenty of people who…
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Dating & Marriage
Should age matter in shidduchim?
The fact that they even needed to make the following video just shows how stupid the shidduch system is, I guess it's about time…
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Dating & Marriage
Whatever happened to the shidduch crisis?
They say that the shidduch crisis is only as bad as your personal life, they say that once you get married you begin to…
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Dating & Marriage
How not to do Out of Town Dating
Only once in my life did a girl fly in to meet me, it didn't go well. She didn't know anyone in NY and…
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Jewish Life
Saw You On Frum Satire
Every once in a while I get back into shidduchim, I thought of a great idea to set up two people the other day…
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Dating & Marriage
How much should one hide when it comes to shidduch dating?
About twice a week I get an email from someone asking me to remove a comment from an old post, a picture I may…
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Dating & Marriage
What the Olympics taught me about shidduchim
Guest post by BritishMO What the Olympics taught me about shidduchim: I know that this may be one of the first British blog posts…
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Dating & Marriage
Tu’Bav and the Single Guy
Guest post by Yonatan Sredni Panui?” the stocky, sweating, balding guy in the un-tucked white dress shirt and tiny knitted kippah atop his head,…
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Dating & Marriage
A Single girls perspective on the shidduch crisis and narrow mindedness
The Shidduch Crisis and the Tyranny of Narrow Mindedness: A Single Girls Perspective (but what the heck can I possibly know, I’m not married…)…
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Dating & Marriage
Overweight shidduch dating site: Why not?
Before you crucify me, I'm actually being serious here. I saw someone on facebook had shared overweightdate.com and wondered when such a site would…
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Dating & Marriage
The shidduch crisis comes down to girls being too unattractive
Why is it that the only frum girls that any frum guys ever talk about being attractive are chabad girls? Have you ever wondered…