I met you at a kiddush in an Orthodox Synagogue in Manhattan. We are both children of Holocaust survivors and spoke Yiddish to each other. You are approx 55, cute, from Brooklyn and now live in Westchester. I am 44, very successful and attractive, and have always lived on the Upper East Side–5th Ave.You told me how you love chulent and I told you I make a mean one (with the hard boiled egg in it). When you sang that Yiddish song to me, I fell apart and invited you to my apartment. When you said you could not go, I told you that my kids are with their father this weekend and I am alone. And if you came over right now, I would take my ex’s Tfilin out of the closet, tie you up with the shel Rosh and whip you with the shel Yad.You weren’t ready then–Are you ready now? This Friday night is Mitzvah Night again–would you like to sing some zmirot at my Shabbos Table, and then????…. I have so many guys asking me out, yet I can’t stop thinking about you. It’s meshugah, isn’t it?
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Of course, it’s a fake. “tie you up with the shel Rosh and whip you with the shel Yad” ?? Makes no sense at all. Obviously the reverse is what would work. This is no typo. I think the OP is trying to tell us something.
I remember you very well. We chatted about our lifestyles and how we wished we met earlier in life. I was surprised that you invited me to your apt. so soon and wondered about your mental stability. I quickly called my rov and asked him if there was any hetter to go ahead. My rov replied that i would have to marry you first and i wasn’t ready. I’m having too much fun being single. I would like to borrow that extra pair of tefillin seeing that you clearly won’t have any use for it. I need a tikun for having the thought of possibly saying yes to you and have accepted to put on 2 pairs everyday. Please also attach your name bas your mother’s name as i would like to daven for you by the aron hakodesh.
Obviously fake. “Zemirot” at a Shabbos table?
All the ads are fake, it’s just whether or not they are any good.
Of course, it’s a fake. “tie you up with the shel Rosh and whip you with the shel Yad” ?? Makes no sense at all. Obviously the reverse is what would work. This is no typo. I think the OP is trying to tell us something.
Why didn’t the ex take his tfillin with him? Is that why they divorced, cuz he went off the derech? 🙂
Exactly..because she’s obviously still on it.
cute – old people still enjoying themselves
She has so many guys asking her out. Yeah, I bet.
The Barbie in the picture Heshy used is a clue. No such woman exists.
Dear Basherte,
I remember you very well. We chatted about our lifestyles and how we wished we met earlier in life. I was surprised that you invited me to your apt. so soon and wondered about your mental stability. I quickly called my rov and asked him if there was any hetter to go ahead. My rov replied that i would have to marry you first and i wasn’t ready. I’m having too much fun being single. I would like to borrow that extra pair of tefillin seeing that you clearly won’t have any use for it. I need a tikun for having the thought of possibly saying yes to you and have accepted to put on 2 pairs everyday. Please also attach your name bas your mother’s name as i would like to daven for you by the aron hakodesh.
Sincerely,
Chaim Yainkel