Format: Verse & Song

Classic joke · No. 5099

The Purim story to the tune of “Copacabana”

The Purim story has everything - sex, violence, romance - everything but A cheezy soundtrack. To fix that one problem, here is the famous…

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Classic joke · No. 5408

Passover prize

Wouldn't you think that the person who plans, The person who changes the pots and pans. The person who suffers the elbowing crowd, And…

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Classic joke · No. 5409

Conversion: a kosher limerick

There once was a guy from Troy, A religiously committed boy; But the thought of circumcision Altered his decision, And he chose to remain…

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Classic joke · No. 5413

’Twas the night after Seder

Twas the night after Seder, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The fish and the kugel, (oh…

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Classic joke · No. 5414

Don’t sit on the Afikomen

My Dad at every Seder breaks a Matza piece in two And hides the Afikomen half-A game for me and you Find it, hold…

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Classic joke · No. 5117

The four questions by Dr. Seuss

Why is it only on Passover night we never know how to do anything right? We don't eat our meals in the regular ways,…

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Classic joke · No. 5130

Herman the Hanukkah Candle

Herman the Hanukkah Candle Had a very Shiny Light And if you ever saw it You would even say it was bright All of…

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Classic joke · No. 5132

Matzah Number Five

Ladies and Gentlemen, my name's Louis Bagel, and this is Matzah Number Five. One, Two, Three Four Five, Everybody likes to eat corn beef…

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Classic joke · No. 5141

Purim songs from The Wizard of Oz

Come out, Come out Come out, come out, wherever you are And see Queen Esther, a real Jewish star She married the King, the…

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Classic joke · No. 5146

Chanukah’s over

Chanukah's over, there's no money in the place. As for the latkes, there isn't a single trace. All that remains is the look of…

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