Tag: stereotypes
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5103Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5103
What Jews don’t do
They don't: Dress up in white sheets and burn crosses on people's lawns. Listen to Rush Limbaugh. Ride horses and shoot guns at the…
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5186Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5186
You might be a JAP if…
Chapter One . . . . . . . . . . Reservations You Might Be a Jewish American Princess if: Neiman Marcus is…
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5209Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5209
How many JAPs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb? Two . . . one to pour the TAB, the other…
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5210Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5210
Served at a bris
What does a Jewish American Princess serve at a Briss? Cocktails.
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5211Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5211
Nutrasweet
Why did the Jewish American Princess snort Nutrasweet? She thought it was diet coke.
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5212Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5212
A real dilemma
What's a real dilemma for a Jewish American Princess? Free ham.
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5217Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5217
The JAP and the 747
What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a 747? The 747 stops whining after it lands in Miami Beach.
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5243Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5243
You may be a JAP if…
If your daddy buys you a Jeep Grand Cherokee and you ask him to take it back because it's simply the wrong color, then…
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5244Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5244
The Jewish pay toilet
Have you heard of the new Jewish pay toilet ? A dime to get in... a dollar to get out (ba da boom!)
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5261Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5261
The JAP and the nuclear holocaust
What does a Jewish American Princess do during a nuclear holocaust? Get out a sun reflector.
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4397Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4397
The new horror film
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women? A. Debbila Does Windows
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4399Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4399
Soft hands and long nails
Q. What do Jewish women do to keep their hands soft and nails long and beautiful? A. Nothing.
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4400Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4400
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A. A fur coat.
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4434Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4434
The JAP and the Bermuda Triangle
Q: What's the difference between a JAP and the Bermuda Triangle? A: The Bermuda Triangle swallows seamen.
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4438Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4438
British goodbyes, Jewish goodbyes
The Difference between an Brittish Gentlemen and A Jew is that Brittish Gentlemen leaves and doesn't say good bye. A Jew says good bye…
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4460Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4460
Don’t even ask
-- Sarah, why don't you ask me how am I feeling? -- Roza, how are you feeling? -- Oh, don't even ask.
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4487Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4487
The Jewish girl and the puppy
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish girl and a puppy? A: The puppy stops whining after a few weeks.
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4535Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4535
The Jewish neurotic
A Jewish Neurotic is a person who worries about things that didn't happen in the past instead of worrying about something that won't happen…
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4536Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4536
Why a Jew answers a question with a question
Q: Why does a Jew always answer a question with another question? A: Why shouldn't a Jew answer a question with another question?
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4548Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4548
The Queen’s English
Abe ran a thriving business and was very wealthy. Many of his customers were gentiles and he was therefore, proud of his success but…
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4623Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4623
Dial 1-900-JEW-GUILT
CALL NOW! Dial 1-900-JEW-GUILT You can talk LIVE one-on-one with real Jewish mothers. Conversations like this can be yours NOW: You: Hello? Jewish Mother:…
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4644Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4644
The most common disease
Q: What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish Mothers? A: Guilt.
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4665Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4665
Natural childbirth
Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' idea of natural child birth? A: Absolutely no makeup.
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4748Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4748
You might be a Jewish redneck
"You might be a Jewish Redneck if your favorite foods are Gefilte Fish and Grits."