Brooklyn – A kosher restaurant is in hot water after it posts hidden camera pictures of neighborhood Hot Chanie’s. The owner swears he knew nothing about the camera and claims that it’s a plot by competing restaurants in the neighborhood to run him out of business.
The Flatbush neighborhood of Brooklyn is home to an estimated 700 Hot Chanies, making it a ripe spot to catch these ladies on camera. The close proximity to sheitle stores, easy double parking and crowds to gawk at them make a great place to see and be seen. “There have been dozens of attempts at monetizing our Hot Chanie population” said Flatbush Alderman Jack Buchenholtz, “I have heard about the Hot Chanie cam for some time, no one was able to confirm it and no one was able to quantify whether or not it was leading to economic development in our area”.
Many men we stopped in the street readily admitted that they had come to the neighborhood to gaze at the local exotic women. One man told us that he had stumbled upon the Hot Chanie Cam website while searching for the now defunct frum swingers site shaindy.com, “I was searching for this shaindy.com site and suddenly I had real live ladies in super sexy shietles staring back at me, I was hooked, when it said they were mostly caught on hidden camera in Flatbush I had to make the trip” the man, like many others had come from Lakewood, not known to be a bastion for Hot Chanies, due mostly to the erliche yidden that refuse to exchange wigs and stilettos for kollel paychecks and food stamps.
After speaking to several self proclaimed Hot Chanies, it seems to us here at FS News that they mostly like the attention. One wig shops owner told us that he had pretty much sold out of all his “hot chanie” shietle lines and was blaming his increase in sales from the latest Hot Chanie craze to sweep the neighborhood. I sympathize with the restaurants for doing this, the recession has hurt many businesses – kudos to them for thinking of a way to stay afloat during these turbulent times.
Still others are calling it a crisis, the tznius crisis, the priitzus crisis and the sexy sheitle crisis have all been thrown around.
How high are you when you come up with this sh*t?
If I were high it would have been way better
anything has got to be better than THAT.
he’s not high–I’m totally digging the hot-chanie cam idea. I thought of doing it when we lived in Israel and would host seminary girls. some of the girls were SO hot. I still jerk-off thinking about some of them.
I would love to see a frum voyeur cam!
Excuse me while I go revisit my lunch.
Hahaha! I love hearing secret dirty thoughts.
Sadly it’s not too far off. A Crown Heights restaurant is in danger of losing its hescher over hidden cameras. The OK Kosher Certification Board is threatening to declare Basil Pizza & Wine Bar non-kosher.
The mashgiach wants to be able to monitor the patrons by CCTV to determine if all of them are dressed modestly enough. If the customers aren’t up to his standards of tznius – doubtless determined by how often he touches himself looking at them – he’ll yank it. Well, I’m sure he’ll yank it anyway. The threat is that the restaurant won’t be kosher because of the patrons’ standard of dress.
Back when Shlomo *spit* Rubashkin was violating health and labor codes like a Catholic priest in a boys’ choir dressing room we were told that a hescher only applied to the ritual conformity of the food and its preparation. Guess that was a lie.
whats the address of this place?
gotta check it out
Looks like Carlos and Gabby’s. But which one?
looks like their BK location
Hey Brooklynite. Mind if i join you? I’ll come in from out a town in a heartbeat. I miss the n.y. action. Maybe we’ll order the “hot chanie in a bun with extra zesty sauce and a side of breasts”. lmao.
Kinana hora poo poo poo. The store owner should be commended. These Chanies provide an important public service. what would the men look at while they are clogging their arteries with Glatt fast food?
Yeah absolutely. what we need is a Heimishe Hooters. Only hot chanies need apply. There wont be a shidduch crisis any more. Guaranteed.
dude you’re obsessed with hot chanies.
That’s because he so desperately wants one for himself!
Actually I despise hot chanie’s – but writing about them is loads of fun because it pushes peoples buttons and I come up good in search engine results.
you’ve sunk real low on this one… nauseating.
Here’s the deal – I took that picture to illustrate a real Hot Chanie, but I couldn’t just let it go into a normal post so I had to poke fun at the phenomena which is rampant in NY.
sorry, confused, what is wrong with the married girl in the picture?
is it that she is dressed for attention from random guys who she can then play hard to get with?
is that wrong?
would it be ok if she was single or is just the sheitle part thats bad.
thanks!
I don’t know if you’re joking, but if she’s married and attracts to much attention to herself by wearing tight clothing, of course it’s worse. She’s an “Eishes Ish”!
Just goes to show you you need to be careful where ever you go.
here is my question, the the term “hot Chanie” mean a frum woman who does not dress modestly? if so how do they get away with it?
They get away with it because they don’t care! When it comes to married woman, it’s usually 3/4 of the time, the husbands fault for the following reasons:
1) The husband doesn’t say anything about the way she dresses provocatively
2) The husband is busy staring at other girls dressed provocatively which causes his wife to dress the same so that she would be noticed.
“Not modestly” is very vague. In the vast majority of cases, the tznius laws are kept to according to the letter of the law.
Besides, what’s anyone going to do about it? Usually a frum woman has no desire, or is simply ashamed to dress in a way which she knows is frowned upon. But in the event that she isn’t ashamed, what’s stopping her?
Oh, man, so much to say…
First and foremost, this is hysterical! Love it! Very ballsy of you to snap that photo and the girl is hot (I say this as a confident n straight female)!
Someone mentioned she’s married… I don’t see how that could be deduced from the pic because we’re looking at pretty much the back of her head… can’t tell if its a sheitel or not. At least I can’t. So, my question is, how can it be seen in this pic that’s she’s married?
Lastly, and Heshy you’ll be proud of this, I’m loving your Hot Chanie posts so much I am seriously considering dressing up as one for Halloween (yes, I know, in saying this I am letting folks on here know that I am not frum and will not wait for the next Purim to put on a costume…) 🙂 Its either that or Lady Gaga… haven’t decided yet.
Lady Gagga is too cliche – I’d go for the Bais Yaakov girls gone wild outfit
guys its a joke
of course its a joke. shouldn’t there be hot chanie porn by now?
keep up the hot chanie posts!
i zoomed in to get a close look!
Shes very hot.
i really dont get the tznius syandards of these woman.
On the one hand they make sure to cover their hair and elbows, on the other hand her skirt is nowhere near covering her knee!
Though Im not one to be complaining!
keep up the hot chanie posts and pics!
I zoomed in to get a close look, it does look like shes wearing a sheitel ( a very sexy one )
Seems to have a very interesting way of conforming to tznius, on the one hand shes covering her elbows and hair, on the other hand her skirt is nowhere near covering her knee!
I am not the one to be complaining though!
this is carlos and gabbys. the girl is a waitress and is single