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Lag BaOmer pickup lines

By Heshy Fried ·

Every once in a while I feel the need to pull out a very cheesy pickup lines post out of my back pocket and since I’m going to be at work when everyone else is picking up chicks and hot dogs at their local bonfire, I figured on enjoying myself within the cheese that is known as pickup line posts of which I have for almost every situation in frum life.

I just shaved, did you?

I’ve been waiting all sefira to see you live

I’ve got a private bonfire back at my place

We don’t need a bonfire to make it hot

I can drip my water onto your rock

Oh you were so hot in that (insert random frum accapella group name)

I’ve got wood if you’ve got the fire

I saw you smiling at me from your chabad parade float

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Letters to the Editor 8 letters since 2011

  1. I make “log” baOmer look like a small holiday.
    Do you want to have target practice with my arrow?
    I’d like to see your moon bounce.
    If I forget to say a brocha, can we do it tomorrow night?
    My hot dog isn’t over-priced.
    I understand one is supposed to stay up all night on Lag-baOmer.
    Let’s make a grand parade at my place.

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