FS News has just learned that the Jews of Egypt and the surrounding countries have just announced that they will refuse to rebuild pyramids if they get destroyed by the violent protests wreaking havoc on Egypt in the last few weeks. The Jews also refused to allow their babies to be used as bricks and their walnuts to be used as mortar.
Let’s do something fun with all the jerks who will undoubtedly comment “But the Jews did not build the pyramids. That’s just a myth. The pyramids date before the Jews were allegedly in Egypt, and there’s not much proof they were there anyway.”
Yes, we know that. So if you plan on posting that comment, well, you lack a sense of humor. So there. Na Na Na boo boo.
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Weren’t Bney Yisrael building cities, not pyramids?
If you want to be historically accurate, that entire episode probably never happened.
If I was being scientifically accurate, I would conclude that you evolved from a cow’s a$$.
thanx for that cause i was about to post that
i dont find anything funny about making a mockery out of a real situation — jewish babies were brutely murdered at the time of the slavery in egypt — nothing funny about this
Meh. It’s cute, but this is a trumped up trendy facebook status that’s been gaining popularity the past week. Hardly original.
Nothing is original, it all comes from somewhere – but then again not everyone is on Facebook.
It always amazes me how many uptight folks (including myself at times) follow Heshy’s blog.
I’m proud to be a member of the prestigious club! My comment was not intended to be as callous as it came across. I guess I’m guilty of spending too much time on facebook. Though I’m not friends with Heshy
But the Jews did not build the pyramids. That’s just a myth. The pyramids date before the Jews were allegedly in Egypt, and there’s not much proof they were there anyway
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I posted it as my status, got many comments and ‘likes’ yet there were two men…. Always dissent in a group. I pretty much told them to please take it outside.
I think Kenneth Cole built the biggest sh!t-filled pyramid on the subject of crisis-humor today.
Heshy, I had some free time to quip up some Egyptian puns:
Mubarak thinks he still has power. He’s in De Nile!
The situation is Misr-able! (Misr is the Arabic name for Egypt)
It’s very Masry on the streets of Cairo! (Masry is the Arabic term for an Egyptian)
Can I ask you pharaoh favor?
The crowds Fayoum at Mubarak for not resigning! (Fayoum is a city in Egypt)
Miley Osiris: Ancient Egyptian Idol.
Mubarak’s answer to a power-sharing offer: “The government is Alamein!” (another Egyptian village)
Oy. Do you write for the post or something?
Mubarak called on the Copts to arrest the protesters!
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