Now that I’m not trying to score with the ladies, Facebook has gotten kind of boring. I used to be clever in my status updates and pretty much use Facebook as a tool to get girls. I’m sure that most people aren’t as shallow as me, but besides for bragging about my awesome life, marketing my blog and talking to people I don’t want to give my number to – Facebook is pretty much useless. Unlike most people who utilize Facebook for so many great thing instead of wasting time wandering the internet aimlessly, I never used it for much more than girls and with that era over with I’m wondering what to do with all the time that is suddenly opened up for me now that I don’t need to spend hours looking at all my hot fans on Facebook.
I’s harder than you think, Facebook girl watching took up so much time that now I almost feel like doing something constructive with my “every stalkers dream Facebook profile” like getting shidduchim for friends and doing some sort of Facebook chesed, like chatting with friends who seem to have no life outside of their fake reality. I guess it’s a good thing that no one’s clever enough anymore to write their own status updates and they just re-share pictures with funny quotes on them.
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Are you suggesting that Frum girls can’t secretly mock their practice?
Facebook was created so Jewish boys can get some without picking up the phone.
Facebook was created for the same reason that all “entertainments” were created….. to narcotize the masses so that they can be collated, packaged and sold to advertisers.
I love this narcotic. It puts the masses into a stupor. Leaving the field of action open to me.
Feel free to find me a mensch!
Facebook is boring? Good, now spend that extra quality time with your kallah!!
Dude, most of your fans are guys. Your Facebook technique needs work.