This past Sunday I drove straight from Toronto to New York, Under normal circumstances I wouldn’t do something like this, its not that it’s a long drive, its more that I don’t drive straight and opt for back roads and stopping at anything interesting from summer music to garage sales. I also frequently stop to ride my bike, walk on abandoned railroad tracks or go for a hike. It was only because there was a wedding I wanted to crash that I knew would have a bunch of guys who used to go to Yeshiva with me in Rochester that I wanted to see.
All was going great, I spent half a day on shuffle, had the opportunity to drive without a shirt and spent some quality time with the Grateful Dead and Neil Young, it all came to a crash when I found out the wedding was set to start at 6pm and I was stuck in stop and go traffic on the west side highway at 6:30pm. I was missing the shmorg and I was pissed.
I started debating whether I should just park and go for a ride, it was that time of day when the light starts slanting and orange fills everything. It also seemed that everyone was outside on their bikes or running down the bike path.
I wasn’t invited to the wedding so since I missed the shmorg I feared that I wouldn’t get fed, for someone like me it’s a big dilemma, but since I had driven all this way I would not give up, I did give in and hop onto the battery tunnel instead of the bridge – its psychologically faster but not worth the 5 bucks in my opinion, but I was starving.
I got to the wedding at 7:30 and had to change out of my shorts and t-shirt into my pants and shirt under the train tracks of McDonald Avenue in the middle of Boro Park. I walked into the wedding during the chupa and passed by the sushi table that was being made, I had missed the shmorg but at least I had the opportunity for some sushi.
There are certain times in life when you feel not only that God exists, but that he actually likes you and cares about you. Times like when a cop puts on his sirens behind you and passes you to pull the next guy over – amazing feelings like that are rare, but I got this feeling at the wedding.
The chossons brother gave me a hug and informed me that there was no shmorg, great news in itself – because missing a pimp shmorg is like not going to the party and being told that it had tons of hot eligible girls. Not having a shmorg at a wedding that you thought had a shmorg but you missed it was like a Godsend. But than God smiled down on me and took it one step further, no I didn’t get laid, but I learned that instead of assigned seating, this wedding would have open seating and a big buffet – oh was God smiling down on me and I was smiling back.
what a fuckin jew………weed yo
AND THERES ALWAYS SUSHI!!!!! HEHE
I’m sick of sushi, wedding sushi always sucks
you obviously havent been to long island…
I’m sick of sushi, wedding sushi always sucks
It losses it’s appeal because you can have so much of it for free.
what made you come to Toronto? There’s AWESOME mtb trails all over the city!
what happens if you’re driving shirtless and a car passes you with ladies in it? Do they pass you as a Yid or goy?
Bitterwater you speak the truth
Anonymous – you should see the looks on peoples faces in Jewish areas – I have frum bumper stickers so it throws them off.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!Hesh you were driving in NY w/o a shirt on,you were listennig to greatfull dead,were you wearing shades?Do you have a tan?What kind of car were you driving?Do you have a six pac?(to all you Bias Yaacovy girls that don’t like six packs,great more for me)that is so cool.I can just fantasize you and me drivin down the 87 in a convertable, hair blowin in the wind, with your shirt off, shades on,greatfull dead full volume,sipping shirly temples,THATS FREEDOM. .Whahew!!!
Can you just make one blog titles CYBERSEX FOR ALL MY GROUPIES.That way we won’t have random troll-sluts interrupting intelligent conversation threads.
Hindy
Go buy a viberator and watch Hesh’s you tube channel.Or get in line girl and join the other million dumb blondes that only date celebrities.
6 pack, try a keg
A keg.Yuck,forget you.But a still like the site.
Hindy you sound like Bsamin smoker
Hindy, you don’t sound Beis Ya’akov at all.
my guess would be Lubavitch, ie: Hinda Leah (nick name = Hindy)
Hindy,
All you have to do is see his video… you obviously didn’t see the one where he was at a pimp schmorg and his face was all chubby…
Anon,
She sounds like hornball, not Bsamin.
I love it how all these morons actually fall for trolls.
back off hindy hes mine
Sarah
If you like guys with beer guts He’s all yours.Just shows your level of desperation that the only guys that want to go out with you are fat guys.P.S. when your doing him make sure your on top, for you own safety
It isn’t the externals that matter, it’s what’s inside.
I take offense to that, Michal Bas Avraham! I am not Hindy, because I do NOT swing both ways (not even a six pack will change my orientation!) I dig chicks, period.
Personally, I don’t mind a girl with a little more cushion for the pushin’. I’m sensitive to the feelings of those women who are bigger boned. As long as she’s not a cow.
I’ve told you this in the past, Hesh. Feel free to pass some groupies this way.
Hesh, hook Hindy up with IceHorse. lol, and yes, I’m laughing out loud.
Hindy, I don’t think Sarah is desperate because she is willing to consider dating a guy who doesn’t have washboard abs. She just apparently has difference taste in men than you.
Thank you Your Yetzer HaTov; I think there is a balance.
I dont have that big a stomach, I’m the most in shape outa shape guy yichud ever meet
hindy,
no more speed before blog commenting.
Lets be honest Hesh.How many times have you used your celebrity status to get some to get some decent tush?
Please start another thread regarding why there are so many out of shape, overweight guys when it’s the girls who are expected to be supermodels?
I find it so hipocritical when a guy askes if the girls is a size 2- when he is this 5’8 215 pound schlub? Guys are supposed to look good for girls as well. However, there is no problem for a built, lightweight guy to ask and look for a size 2.