I went underwear shopping last night at Wal Mart and to my dismay there were hardly any woven boxers to be found. All I could find were boxer briefs, when the heck did boxer briefs take over the underwear market? What happened to the good old “let it all hang out” type of underwear that I adore? I just needed to vent…thanks for listening!
“just needed to vent”….
hahahahaha
Pun likely not intended, but funny nonetheless…..
woven? you mean regular cloth ones, right? you can still get those. you went to a poorly stocked store.
Dude have you tried Macys or Burlington?
When I first saw the title I was going to refer you to Dmitry Salita…
And in case you’re wondering (and I’m sure you’re not), I’m a boxer briefs guy myself.
You probably looked in the wrong place. Maybe they have them somewhere else? Also, consider ordering online. Here are some fancy ones for $9 apiece –
http://www.josbank.com/JAB_Partner.process?Section_Id=1900&Product_Id=448&p_Id=3&link_Id=2
I wore briefs for about 30 years, then switched to boxers (coincidentally when a few years before I was married and started having children) for about 15 years, and switched back to briefs about 2 or 3 years ago (coincidentally after we had enough kids:-). Still wearing briefs.
Try to avoid shopping in the Lakewood metropolitian area. I heard they banned boxers due to Chukas a Goyim
Boxers are chassidish. Ever go to the mikva and see the old chassidim wearing bikins or speedos?
So Hesh are you a silk guy or a cotton guy?
I may want to try boxer briefs, but not really sure how to go about trying underwear
Hesh great post ,love the website!Does anyone here know the least expensive way to get from Manhatten to Lakewood.I know I could take the turnpike but Im really strapped for cash and the GSP cost money too. Anyone know like a side road or somthing?
I dunno how people live without boxers. Boxers are way more comfortable, plus, if you have a girlfriend/wife/mistress, it’s way easier for her to put her hands down into them. Don’t make it hard for the ladies, guys, be considerate.
Yid, take the tunnel (Lincoln or Holland – pay toll), then take route 1/9 south, when they split in Woodbridge, stay on the 9 side and it will take you right into Lakewood. It’s slower than the turnpike or GSP, but cheaper.
thanks Mark
Ever go to the mikva and see the old chassidim wearing bikins or speedos?
Now THERE’S an image I won’t get rid of soon. Lots and lots of crack cocaine might help…
Maybe they banned boxers due to forbidden images such as the hippie smiley face or pictures of fruit that were not checked for bugs
See back in the day you at least had the liberty of puttng on a pair of skibbies without worrying that some hindus in Etheopia worshipped the cotton it was made of. Buy hey where else are you gonna get slave labor for 50 cents an hour.
Was this is a heimish Wal-Mart? Because my fave shadchan question of all time is “Boxers of briefs?” with the understanding that briefs are more yeshivish.
Cheapskate – What’s wrong with Lord and Taylor, Saks or Bloomindales?
TRS – Thanks for that bit of information. Why is it acceptable for you to talk about your undergarments when without a doubt it’s not acceptable for me to do so?
Ahh, the joys of being a man.
Hey Hesh
I love itwhen you talk about your boxers :).Don’t you other ladies out there agree:)?
Just the idea of you buying boxers turns me on and gets me hot.Than I go to your tube channel and watch your vids…….(you can fill in the blanks, I’m sure). s(b)-are you with me on this one.HESH IS HOT
Lisa you should see me in my tefillin!!!
Hesh,That totally didn’t make any sense.Why would I think impure thoughts while seeing you with tefillin on.Isn’t one of the things written in the tefillin not to do things like that.Anyway I have more respect then that,I’m not a total slut
Well then you could watch me take off my tefilin and say ashrei at the same time.
less for you to learn on your wedding night? countdown to shevers’ post on the joys of going without undergarments … 3, 2, no. 🙂
Tefillin in the woods isn’t hot, but it’s handsome, and it’s really a nice thought / image. It would be cool to daven in the woods with someone. Taking tefillin off and saying ashrei in the woods, well, I believe the road to temptation’s doorstep begins just after siddurs / benchers are put away. Holding hands and playing footsie during a totally sung out loud benching can be sweet, but may be too modern for the likes of Mr. Fried. :facetious:
Um. I’m just going to pretend I never read that.
if you were referring to what I clearly meant as a joke, i’m sorry, shevers. emet, no offense intended.
If you were referring to my clearly intended-as-a-joke comment, please accept my sincere apology and realize no offense was intended. Sorry. (if not, never mind.)
Does anyone know how big Hesh’s rocket is?(c’mon with Hesh’s popularity there must be some girls out there that know from experiance)Anyway”I ain’t how big it is,it’s how you use it”-Nigel Powers
lisa, please behave yourself
Lisa: My rocket is the perfect fit for you, well lubricated. I also use tefillin.
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Please learn how to have fun, and stop being such a bore
So Biggestfish you like Austin Powers ficks?I’m sure your fish isn’t the only thing that’s big,hint hint;)
So Hesh when are you coming out with”Frumsatire Girls Gone Wild”
So Lisa, would you like to see the size of my tefillin?
Biggestfish
Do you got the those big lubob ones?
What is with all the lubavitch girls on here?!