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The Danger of Coming from a Chassidishe Home

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Dear Berish,

Don’t worry about it, really, you’ll be fine.

Enjoy,

Shragi

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Letters to the Editor 11 letters since 2014

  1. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns.

    Oops, sorry God…

    Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns. Don’t think of those beis yaakov girls in nightgowns.

    Uhh, damn it all!!!!!!!!

    1. OK. Reset. Think of your ancient and venerable rabbi in a skimpy nightgown. And high heels. And fishnet stockings. Now that you are gouging your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon you will not be thinking of teenage girls.

      You’re welcome.

  2. Serve Hashem b’simcha *despite* what happened? He should be serving Hashem b’simcha *because* of what happened, and hoping that Hashem is similarly kind to him in the future.

    Though it is a little odd that this kid is so turned on by the image of a couple of girls in their pajamas, especially since one of them is his sister. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

    Where is this from?

  3. The more you are b’simcha the less these thoughts will distract you?
    Basar veyayin all the way baby… woo hoo …. it’s a pirates life for me

  4. What I think charedi porn would be like:

    “I’ve been such a mirshaas how do I do teshuva?”
    *uncovers elbows*
    “Well, rivka chana, I think a mirshaas like you needs yissurim”
    *proceeds to take out the wrong coin*
    *guy loses zera*

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