Guys selling shots of cheap vodka outside the stadium in exchange for “donations to a chosson v’kallah” charity fund. Right.
Kind of looks like a kiddush club to me.
Can you come up with a good caption?
Guys selling shots of cheap vodka outside the stadium in exchange for “donations to a chosson v’kallah” charity fund. Right.
Kind of looks like a kiddush club to me.
Can you come up with a good caption?
Here. Trust me, youre gonna need this.
See, with this shtuff, you can slip in a roofie and she’ll never taste it.
I was there. I had a shot. No one asked me for anything.
“Now that the Asifa is over have a few shots, and follow me to to my basement lair… no internet there, just sex slaves!”
“I wear the yarmulka back and below the hat partially to make a statement in public about the fact that the hat is not a fashion statement, but rather is a sign of my religiosity and expression of my humbleness before G-d and desire to be a walking Kiddush Hashem. Here, now lets down some shots of whiskey in the parking lot of the sports stadium in public!”
Disclaimer: Most Chassidishe garbed people may not be phoneys and frauds about Yiras Shamayim and Yahadus . . . but it sure makes it easier to do the wrong thing all the time, if the only criteria your buddies seem to judge you by is . . . the uniform you wear, and not your actions.
Budweiser? feh. Beer is for goyim. Here, have some real mashkeh.
Budweiser isn’t beer. It’s aerated heifer pee
One of the truest comments on Frum satire ever
they might also try buying beer with a hechsher
He’Brew, the Chosen Beer from schmaltzbrewing.com is pretty good. The blog kosherbeers.blogspot.com has lots of information.
Alcohol is usser at the “Bay to Breakers” race. But this is not sin francisco. Gevaldic.
Rabbis gone wild the asifa edition
Here. Trust me, youre gonna need this.
Totally!
This one wins hands down. This is from a guy who was there and had a shot of vodka from these guys.
This one.
Don’t worry…the vodka is triple-filtered!
+1
Well, as long as you’re bar mitzva…
If they’re gonna tell me in there that I have to give up my porn stash im gonna have to get high
Trust me, you’ll appreciate it more during Wachsman’s speech.
(in hushed voice) here we see a rare instance of lubius chabadis attempting to blend in, surreptitiously entering where he is obviously not wanted … will his inability to restrain his instinctive l’chayim threaten his impressive attempt at camouflage? Lets watch and see?
LOL
Same as the Mets’ pregame rituals
Forget freeloading, these guys are PRELOADING…