Tag: telz angel
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Jewish Life
Customs for the menuvalim this holiday.
Merry ChanOOka. The following customs apply during this festive week. We call viagra pills "dreidels" since by both we say nes gadol hayah sham. Some are makpid…
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Food & Kashrus
Trip notes from the Kashrut conference.
Last week I attended a conference for the Rabbinical leaders of the many "out of" towns in the US, hosted by the Star-K. There I…
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Israel
YCT concerned, Agudath Israel is too inclusive.
In response to today's condemnation by the Agudah, a representative of Yeshivas Chatichei Torah challenged Agudath Israel for being too inclusive in their philosophy.…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
What to do with a used Lulav?
It's the day after, we are tired. The Sukkah is put away (I hope). We survived Tishrei, barely. And for the first time in…
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Tisha B’Av & Fast Days
Why this was the best Tisha B’av ever.
Every year Tisha B'av seems the same to me. It's a mixed feeling of manufactured sadness and confusion about what the sadness is really…
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Tisha B’Av & Fast Days
3 weeks and the 4th.
This is one of those years where it is very important that you do not watch this video. So don't watch this. If you…
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Food & Kashrus
Not Safe For Kashrus (NSFK)
[Image missing from the archive (was hotlinked from another site)]The Star K joined a collection of no-name hechsherim in creating a new criteria for…
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Jewish Life
Why Rabbi Avi Weiss is Wrong
Logic, that's what it is. Rabbi Avi Weiss explains the logic behind his ordination of women to be halachic authorities and leaders. In this post…
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Shul Life
The Great Minyan Day.
It's about two weeks before Pesach and Rabbis across the country are emailing their shul members with the chometz sales forms. I'm not going…
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Jewish Life
I’m going clubbing with this guy.
I'll see you at Club Shelter in SoHo this Motzei Shabbos between 2:00 AM and 3:00 AM. I'm bringing my new chavrusa, Yoss'le i…
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Purim
Money Making Faux-Mishloash Manot
The president of my shul called me this evening, furious that I did not participate in the shul's mishloach manot program. "Reb Telz" he…
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Rabbis, Bans & Chumras
Interview with the Blouse Rabbi’s neighbor.
I hope you saw this important video by the Blouse Rabbi, Rabbi Eliyahu Fark. This is the latest edition of the supper-hot orthoporn series…
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Rabbis, Bans & Chumras
Haute Hot — eye candy for both women and men
[Image missing from the archive (was hotlinked from another site)]Are you a Hot Channi looking for fashion ideas? Keep in mind that you need…
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Jewish Life
What I expect in 2013
After writing my why it sucked to be frum in 2012, I felt bad. What if 2013 could be better for the frum wold?…
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Rabbis, Bans & Chumras
From the Search Committee
[Image missing from the archive (was hotlinked from another site)]Dear shul-goers of America, As you know, the Young Israel of Brooktown, MA is looking…
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Shul Life
Our solution to the unfriendly shul problem.
Heshy restarted his blog after a short break with a simple question -- should shuls be friendly places? The board of my shul got…
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Jewish Life
Giving a helping paw.
Aside from FrumSatire's recent "no new blog post crisis" in our community, there have been many other problems we have been dealing with over…
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Jewish Life
Email Plague Hits Quiet New England Community.
Breaking News out of Sharon, MA Due to political unrest in the Jewish Community, Congregation Vikuchei Yisroel announced today that they will hold a breakaway…
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Jewish Life
Algorithms to the rescue.
How often do you find yourself in the situation where you are on a flight across timezones and you just don't know exactly when…
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Dating & Marriage
Jewish Married Men Dating Site
Dear Telz Angel I am three years into my separation from my husband, and still no get. His ruv told him that he should…
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Jewish Life
Protected by the Ribono Shel Olam Security Systems
Using God to save $29.95 /month? Can't get frummer than that. Photo taken at the Young Israel of Century City. Inside at the shul's gift…
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Dating & Marriage
Eight Worst Mikvah Ladies.
Guest Post by Mrs. Telz Angel. In honor of the marriage of Heshy and Chaya I wanted to share with you my top eight…
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Dating & Marriage
The Wedding, a review.
Readers of this blog know that Heshy and Chaya got married this Sunday, but many of you were not able to be there. If…
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Jewish Life
Bnos Yaakov received literary recognition, BSDM award.
This week, the Bnos Yaakov Elementary school in Lakewood, NJ received the a literary award from the National Association of Misogynistic BSDM Literature Authors (not to be…
