Tag: politics

Classic joke · No. 4974

Arafat jokes from Jerusalem

- A bearded man, obviously a Hamas member, and his son enter the office of the PA. They see a photo of Arafat on…

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Classic joke · No. 4975

Lieberman’s office

A well-meaning gentile from Connecticut, upon getting to Washington on his vacation, is about to enter Senator Lieberman's office when a Capitol Building guard…

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Classic joke · No. 4981

Clinton at the Wall

BILL CLINTON PAYS A VISIT TO ISRAEL Bibi takes him to see the Western Wall and explains it to him. Clinton walks up to…

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Classic joke · No. 4986

The exchange

After the Six-Day War, President Nixon propounded Golda Meir that she exchange Moshe Dayan for three American ones. Golda Meir agreed. "We'll give you…

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Classic joke · No. 4988

How you know Clinton is stupid

Q: How do you know Clinton is REALLY stupid? A: He has a Jewish mistress and a gentile lawyer.

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Classic joke · No. 5032

The rabbi on the Gibson movie

Saw a TV interview with a rabbi complaining about the Mel Gibson "Passion" movie about the final days of Christ. The rabbi claimed he…

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Classic joke · No. 5063

The Lieberman White House

1) White House brunches now include lox AND nova and a little kugel, some nice cheese, blintzes, maybe some eggs, but not too runny,…

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Classic joke · No. 5070

Why Monica kept the dress

Why did Monica keep that dress? Being a basically decent girl, the only reason she did so, was that true to the jap tradition…

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Classic joke · No. 0405

Three wishes

A Rabbi, a cantor, and a synagogue president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The highjackers asked the three of them…

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Classic joke · No. 0420

Interview Question

There were four people who were in the final stages of interviewing for a prestigious job. One was Christian, one was Catholic, one was…

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Classic joke · No. 0441

The most famous person

Moishe got a new job with a firm of Accountants. One afternoon in the second week, he entered Martin Lewis's office and declared: "Boss,…

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Classic joke · No. 0844

The third trip

Did you know that Moses had to make a third trip up to the top of Mount Sinai? Well, on this third trip, Moses…

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Classic joke · No. 0895

Holiday of a lifetime

A north London congregation decides to honour their Rabbi for his 25 years of dedicated service by giving him tickets and money for a…

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Classic joke · No. 2661

Jewish Holiday

Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes…

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Classic joke · No. 2667

Phone Call

It's three oclock in the morning in the White house and the phone is ringing. Clinton answers the phone and it's Saddam Hussein. Clinton…

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Classic joke · No. 2732

Non-kosher

One day a rabbi decided to try pork without telling anybody. So he went to a non-kosher restaurant and ordered the pork. Then, suddenly,…

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Classic joke · No. 2851

UN Meeting

At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Delegate. The…

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Classic joke · No. 3297

Airplanes

Bernie, a young Jewish boy, decided he wanted to be an aeronautical engineer and build airplanes. Over the years he studied hard, went to…

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Classic joke · No. 3678

All Known

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know…

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Classic joke · No. 4299

Stay over one night

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer…

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Jewish Life

Gun Control and Orthodox Woman Rabbis: Both slippery slopes

Gun control is one of the few debates that are not even worth having, chances are that you've made up your mind based on…

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Jewish Life

Mindy Meyer is an idiot

I honestly thought the whole Mindy Meyer campaign was a spoof, it was definitely Onion worthy, I was a little jealous that I couldn't…

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Jewish Life

Is Mindy Meyer making a chillul Hashem?

Just received this from one of my very frum fans/critics who may or may not be serious. Over a dozen people have asked me…

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Jewish Life

Mitt Romney and his homosexualist agenda

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: RABBI YEHUDA LEVIN (718) 569-8438 850 Plus Rabbis Denounce Romney as a “Dangerous Homosexualist" Urge Mormon Church to Sanction Him…

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