Tag: humor
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Jewish Life
It was an old football injury – Jewish version
The old football injury is such a commonly used term in non-Jewish culture that I have wondered for sometime if there was a Jewish…
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Pesach
The dumbest passover product of the year
Each year around this time, inventive frum Jews try to see which ways they can scam a few of us by selling us ridiculous…
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Food & Kashrus
First there was kosher water and then there was kosher dog food
I can't remember the first time I had heard that some brands of bottled water had kosher symbols on them, but I can remember…
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Jewish Life
What are your favorite Jewish loopholes?
The Westhapton Eruv video got me thinking about loopholes with Judaism, I have written a comic piece about possible shomer negiah loopholes such as…
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Jewish Life
Daily Show Westhampton eruv controversy video
The Daily Show's video about the residents of the town of Westhampton fighting the building of an eruv is very funny, very true and…
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Purim
Purim I
R' Daniel Z. Feldman tells a story about Disney's Aladdin being shown at NCSY Kollel once upon a time around Purim, and here's the…
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Jewish Life
Let’s get spiritual man
Figuring out why something bad is happening to you is dangerous territory, of course I can rock it Agudas Yisroel style and blame it…
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Shul Life
The Spaced out davening of the year award goes to
Me!!! I usually work nights, so just before dinner service is about to begin at the restaurant I hop outside for a quick mincha…
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Jewish Life
I will survive circumcision: Did you have bris late in life?
I remember hearing these stories in yeshiva about kids who found out they weren't really Jewish later on in life, the stories centered around…
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Chanukah
Chanukah Pickup Lines
Just because pickup lines are corny doesn't mean they can't be fun, actually as lame as these are, I was smiling and laughing to…
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Dating & Marriage
Leftover Cholent: A new frum blog with some potential
I generally don't read blogs, heck I schedule most of my blog posts, tweets and other goodies so I don't have to spend valuable…
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Jewish Life
Book review: Kvetch as kvetch Can
I just got this new book in the mail by Ken Krimstein called Kvetch as Kvetch can and I am addicted to it and…
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Food & Kashrus
Want to see violence? Go to a sushi kiddush!
Kiddush can be a violent place, this is mostly because frum Jews have a minhag to forgo breakfast on Saturday mornings due to halachos…
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Dating & Marriage
Do women go on tefillin dates?
I’m sitting in my car and an idea for a post comes into my head just as the Beastie Boys Sabatoge goes into its…
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Yeshivish
Switching from black velvet to suede yarmulkes defies stereotypes
One of the people I met over the last days of yuntiff tried to stereotype me and failed miserably, he exclaimed shock when I…
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Jewish Life
Platonic relationships are possible – just not in the frum community
At one point in my life, I was convinced that platonic relationships weren't possible, of course this was when I was young and surrounded…
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Jewish Life
Reasons why Jewish feminism may not be a good idea
I know that some of you are going to call me a sexist for saying some of the following, but I think it has…
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Jewish Life
Yo momma is so frum
This might be the making of another series, but let's start with just one. Some of these were taken off of my facebook status.…
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Dating & Marriage
Jewish internet dating rant
In an effort to relive the glory days of Frum Satire, before anyone actually read this blog I am re-posting certain posts with edits.…
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Jewish Life
If converts are on such a high level why won’t you marry one?
If gerim are on such a high madreiga, why doesn’t anyone want to marry them? It’s a pretty good question. I myself am very…
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Food & Kashrus
Is it kosher to celebrate Memorial Day?
I don't recall ever hearing that Memorial Day wasn't a kosher holiday. It was never considered one of the goyishe holidays and I think…
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Jewish Life
I thought all old folks used to be frum
“My mother made me go to the mikvah before my wedding, so I show up at this old dingy hole in the ground in…
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Food & Kashrus
Challah Cutting Rant
I grew up with the full slice. My father never even thought about size or order when he cut and distributed challah in our…
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Pesach
2010 Facebook Haggadah
The creator of last years brilliantly done Facebook Haggadah asked me to post his brand new updated version. Click the link for the new…