Increasing the cut of the bris is an ancient segulah for refuah sheleima. Normally the sick person would do it themselves like Avraham Avinu, but since this particular individual has done much so much for the klal, the Skulene Rebbe wants to use this opportunity to add 100 names to his email list, because that will be a zechus for the choleh, so he’s asking the public to volunteer their shmaisers for shortening.
I want to respond to some criticism I’ve been seeing. The Skulene Rebbe is not one of those fake rebbes who peddles fake segulos, if he says shortening the PP will help save this man I’ll hazard that it’s a real segulah.
Which one is satire, Shortening a Sheitle or Lengthening a Bris both seem pretty far fetched, were they both intended as satire, or did someone accidentally take a joke to seriously and think that shortening a sheitle is a real segulah?
Brilliant shragi! I’ll commit! How much?
3/4 of an inch.
Challenge Accepted.
Don’t do it for me, do it for the Skulene Rebbe and the zechus it’ll bring down to the world.
Obviously. This is to be done with full mesirus nefesh and leshem shamaim.