Shalom Heshy–
How are you today? I was sanctifying the Shabbat in my bedroom when I heard something on my air conditioner unit that sounded like hail. I lifted up the shade to take a look. I made face to face eye contact with a squirrel. Then, another squirrel came along and before I knew it… the two squirrels were screwing. I witnessed a public miracle and got a picture to prove it. What can you say about it? Have a nice day! Here it is…
Shabbos mitzvah sex! But it was in broad daylight so that cancels the mitzvah I guess.
The squirrels made an early Shabbat!
So obviously the guy does not keep shabbat.
He obviously felt that a nes such as this was glorifying Hashem and therefore required the breaking of shabbos.
By sanctifying the shabbat, do you mean kabbalat shabbat or stam kiddush?
Maybe he meant he was about to partake in the double mitzvah of biah
Double mitzva to make up for the single aveira? I like the sound of that.
I assume this is some weird euphemism for masturbation. Guy sounds twisted.
^ referring to the “sanctifying the shabbat” phrase.
Damn, So Really three aveiros.
HAHAHA
“sanctifying the shabbat”
Who even cares, tell me that if you saw this in Shabbos you wouldn’t be tempted to snap a pic? I sure would!
Awesome! There is nature nearby after all
We need a caption contest here.
OK.
“Schmuely, I think it would too squirrely if we did it sideways”
oibazoy