This new Noah movie looks awesome, if only artscroll chumashim and the little midrash says could have made it appear this cool. I bet you, those pesky Rabbis are going to get their tzitzis in a bunch over this one, the same way they hated The Red Tent.
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I hate these long story arks.
GROAN!!!
So pumped, love Aronofsky! Its obviously just a fairytale ripped off of Sumerian origin myth so why not enjoy it for what it was, entertainment!
Nice opinion. But for me, theres nothing ‘obvious’ here. The sumerians may have ‘ripped it off’ from the same place that the Torah ‘ripped it off’ and that is an historical account from people of yore.
Either way, Sumerians’ is more “believable” version came 1000 years before the Jewish aggrandized remake.
I like this casting hermione and Russell crowe
So, another Everyone-in-history-was-a-white-person-from-the-Commonwealth-of-Independent-States movie?
Don’t you believe in Aryan Jebus?
Whats your problem? The Noah story is in/around the northern middle east where people are whitish.
That could be true. But it just seems that every Greek/Roman/Middle Eastern history movie is played not only by a northern/western European white guy.
Who speaks in a Commonwealth accent (British, Australian, etc.)
Logan Lerman is 100% Jewish and Jennifer Connelly’s mother is Jewish. Logan is probably the most promising up-and-coming Jewish actor in Hollywood. He is also in the WWII movie Fury next year.
What? No Dementors!!
In 100 years, Noah’s Ark will be a flash-drive with genetic code that can be used to assemble any historical living thing from a beaker containing amino acids.
Flash drive? Won’t everything be ‘in the cloud’?
No, the cloud malfunctions in a superflood. I think it has something to do with ionization and stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_BzWUuZN5w
“Now behave yourself, or I’ll assign you to carry the crab lice!”
http://godawa.com/movieblog/darren-aronofskys-noah-environmentalist-wacko/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24549493
Now we know how all the animals were loaded into to the ark, with CGI!
Already been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmIeH7DT_w
The movie is all about Noah saving the environment. no jokes: http://godawa.com/movieblog/darren-aronofskys-noah-environmentalist-wacko/
So bravo, liberal-minded hollywood for giving us the 150 million dollar ad for global warming that we really needed.
I’ll stick with Artscroll, thank you.