I was just searching for a Yichus picture when I came across this super old Craigslist ad on a super old blog that hasn’t been updated since 2007. I really miss the good old days when the frum craigslist ads were interesting, now they are the same every day.
Date: 2006-12-04, 4:26PM EST
If you are a girl who is descended from big rabbis and kabbalists I want to have sex with you.I want you to come over to my house and tell me about your family yechus and then come to the bedroom and make love. Two weeks ago I did the granddaughter of the chafetz chaim and last night I did the great-great-great grand-daughter of the chozeh of lublin.I am trying very hard to locate relatives of reb moshe feinstein who have big bosoms. Do not apply if your daddy is the rabbi of a young israel.that just doesnt do it for me. No YEECHES No Teeches !!!
Location: Flatbush
If this is real, it is one of the most absurd things I have read.
Definitely strange: Litvishe Yichus? Come on. Also “make love” – shtupping more like it.
Was this like a “gotta catch ’em all” type deal, do you think?
IMO this is fake or a joke.
Two weeks ago I “did” the granddaughter of the chafetz chaim and last night I “did” the great-great-great grand-daughter of the chozeh of lublin.
did.
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sounds like a virgin
and a forever alone
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I hope its fake but either way it made me smile.
I’m sure it’s fake, but I have a friend who is a shadchan. She tells me that there are older singles/divorcees who still want Yichus. Her answer is always the same, “Sorry, I can’t help you.”
You can’t breed for holiness the way you breed for shaggy eyebrows