Everyone already knows about the kosher lube, but Conan did it best.
Update: I knew it was too good to be true, kosher lube is now not kosher anymore and it’s all the gays fault. Failed Messiah has the story.
Everyone already knows about the kosher lube, but Conan did it best.
Update: I knew it was too good to be true, kosher lube is now not kosher anymore and it’s all the gays fault. Failed Messiah has the story.
I’ll be goddamned
Pun intended
Well, dang. I guess it’s back to using schmaltz
hehe 🙂
they missed the point: what is forbidden on shabbes is not unscrewing the cap, but putting on the lube, which would have been even more hilarious (have a goy put on the lube…)
Putting the lube on isn’t assur on Shabbat, either – spreading it around is. You can just squeeze it onto the genital area and let gravity get it where it needs to be. The actual penetrative act, which will spread it around, is incidental and not a violation of Shabbat, either.
But surely it would then be psik reisha venicha lei and thus forbidden?
So what are we supposed to use as edible lube? Kedem grape juice? Schmaltz?
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bath water…
What exactly did they think the lube was for?
This is so confusing. And they consider unscrewing it melacha? When it’s already been opened?
Frankly, I think Conan has more respect for Judaism than the commenters on Failed Messiah.
Conan has no respect for Judaism. He believes that a true warrior worships Crom