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I will be in Maine for the next two weeks

mt katahdin

So I will not be responding to emails, facebook messages, tweets or blogging as frequently as I normally do. That doesn’t mean I won’t show you all some love by pre-scheduling posts for the days I will be backpacking Katahdin and the White Mountains in New Hampshire, but I will be back to full time on September 1st.

You can expect a lot of random guest posts during this time and random goodies from me, do check out the forum, there is a link at the top of this page and it is fairly active with over 100 members, and 800 posts and counting – it is also the only uncensored “frum” forum on the web.

Letters to the Editor 35 letters since 2009

  1. Heshy I was born and spent the first 12 years of my life in maine!! I lived on Portland, I miss it so much great childhood memories… Have fun.

    It’s wicked awesome up theah, yah know… remembah tah git a bumpah stickah fouh tha cah…. and if yea happen down tha ship yahd, to tha wahf, don’t eat tha friggin lobstah no mattah what yae doo. It jus aint koshah… even if yah dip it in buttah.. git yah self up ta moosehead lake its wicked figgin awesome! I sweah!

  2. Up here no one cares what you look like. No need for a haircut or shave so you’ll fit right in. Only the moose will know

  3. YO dude! Instead of spending all that money on on a expensive vacation. Why don’t you buy your self some decent grub instead of eating strangers leftovers. You don’t want to catch swine flew or anything like that.that shit ain’t cool!

  4. YO, SMOKER: There are no shmorgs up there or left overs in kosher restaurants for Heshy to fill up. He’s going to have to subsist on trail mix.

  5. Maidel
    Your quit right.My the way are you the famous Meterial Maidel.If you are.You have a fan club looking for you. 1.By the way I got a joke for you:1.What time is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
    2.Michael :”Hey honey would you like to rent a DVD and pizza in tonight?”
    Michael’s Wife:”Sure honey,would you like to rent A LAD IN”
    Michael:”No no no, just pizza and a movie”

  6. the reason i am not joining your forum is because they don’t let you edit posts after three hours. this is ridiculous.

  7. Hey I got a new song:
    “cause were living in a material world and I’m a meterial maidel…….”
    nice huh.Just though of that

  8. I would love love to. Unfortunatly my wife is not too found of the concept of pelegesh. Although I do wish we lived before rabeinu gershom, that we have been awsome.I would have a wife for evey day of the week.

  9. We banned the multiple wives because we found that no man can survive more than one mother in law! Now a pelegesh or one of those loose ladies on shaindy.com doesn’t come with a mother in law.

  10. veebee, that’s beside the point. the forum should have the ability to edit perpetually. what if someone posts a personal ad, then starts dating? the ability to edit would come in handy. (that’s just one example.)

  11. oh Maidel, you sound so hot, I want to hump yuo.

    Get a life.

    PS – you sound like a guy – so you are a real arse pervert. Getting off to frum satire comment section.

    At least get a blow up doll.

  12. Did the folks up in Maine send Hesh back yet?

    He’ll enjoy the supermarkets there since they carry whisky at a good price. Nothing like a bottle on a cold Maine night.

  13. S(b)
    I don’t have a blog, but I do comment on Frumsatire a lot.
    Westsider
    I guess everyone who has more than one wife or a pelegesh(very common back in the day)is a perv. That makes David Hamelech a perv(just one of many examples).The answer is,youve been brainwashed by 20th century American sensitivities(your allusion of “mainstream”)through the media,family and education system, your comment is thus a subjective opinion and not valid.

  14. S(b)
    I don’t have a blog, but I do comment on Frumsatire a lot.
    Westsider
    I guess everyone who has more than one wife or a pelegesh(very common back in the day)is a perv.

  15. That makes David Hamelech a perv(just one of many examples).The answer is,youve been brainwashed by 20th century American sensitivities(your allusion of “mainstream”)through the media,family and education system, your comment is thus a subjective opinion and not valid.

  16. Westsider
    I guess everyone who has more than one wife or a pelegesh(very common back in the day)is a perv. That makes David Hamelech a perv(just one of many examples).

  17. Westsider
    I guess everyone who has more than one wife or a pelegesh(very common back in the day)is a perv.

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