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How to spot an Apikores

In continuing with frummy week, Mordy Ovits of TheKnish.comsent this picture over.

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  1. You shouldnt judge. Maybe a blue sock was accidently mixed in with his laundry from the person using the machine before, and he didnt notice because his mind was on Torah.

  2. Is he an apikores or just someone heading off the derech for having a mind of his own.

    oops. i forgot you can’t think for yourself, that is what the Rabbi’s are supposed to be doing (thinking for you).

  3. The clothes you wear and the manners you adopt eventually affect you bpnimius as well. If you dress like a behaima, talk like a behaima, eat like a behaima, etc. you will eventually become a behaima.

    So too..nah I’m kiddng I’m wearing a striped shirt as we speak.

  4. ROTFLOL – this is funny! (It’s a wonder he didn’t have a sign on his back which read, “kick me, I’m an apikores.”)
    Your commenters are hysterical, too: ‘I know that guy!” “You shouldnt judge. Maybe a blue sock was accidently mixed in with his laundry…”
    “Where is Waldo… The Yeshiva edition…”

    Probably failed the fahehr, too…

  5. Thats you isn’t it Rabbi Satire. Didn’t you say you wear blue shirts instead of the white ones since your father told you they stay clean better.

  6. Oh no. Another one bites the dust. Good thing no one can see his face, because while his parents must be deeply ashamed, there is no reason to rub their faces in it.

  7. I heard from senior members of baal tshuva community, that this apikores has done tshuva. The new 2010 Chaim Berlin calendar shows this person wearing a white shirt. – Most likely he has been turfed, replaced by a robot, and now YU.

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