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Classic joke · No. 5097

The Halachah of M&Ms: a Purim spiel

The Cast: Narrator, holds the whole play together like caramel in a candy bar. Mr Goodbar, a member of the Elite Ruth, a woman…

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Classic joke · No. 5098

The Megillah of Bill Clinton

Now it came to pass in the days of Bill Clinton, he is the Bill Clinton who was President of the United States, fifty…

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Classic joke · No. 5425

Hillary, the adaptable candidate

(from a speech given recently) Ladies of Hadassah. Let me start by saying how nice it is to be among mishpoche. I'm reminded of…

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Classic joke · No. 5118

Pesach and the web

From Der Internetter Rebbe: Recently, it has come to my attention that the Jewish community may, chas veshalom, be making numerous violations of chometz…

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Classic joke · No. 5134

The ten plagues contract

Dear Supreme Being: Thanks again for accepting our bid for the ten plagues contract. As agreed, the following pestilences will be delivered to you…

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Classic joke · No. 5136

The Ga’as Torah Talmud

In light of the fact that the following lacks haskamot (approbations), let the reader be skeptical. Any resemblance of these characters to anyone real…

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Classic joke · No. 5137

Halachah MiDisney

While Disney World does maintain daily minyanim throughout the park, many poskim have declared it forbidden to pray with them. They proclaim that mice…

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Classic joke · No. 5138

Purim legalities

Question #1: Achashverosh complies with Esther's request to undo his decree by issuing a new decree authorizing the Jews to defend themselves. This is…

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Classic joke · No. 5142

The Jewish laws of television

The Jewish Laws of Television Author's Preface: This book must not be used as a guide to practical Halochoh. I am not a qualified…

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Classic joke · No. 5143

New shul policy at Congregation Olam Hasheker

To address simultaneously two long outstanding problems in the community - the lack of decorum and the lack of funds - we are pleased…

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