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Ever get your tzitzis stuck in your fly?

There is a famous scene in the movie “There is Something About Marry” when Be Stiller is a kid and gets his penis stuck in his fly, how this is possible is beyond me, I think it may been implying that Jews have small penises, but every time my tzitzis get stuck in my fly (this only happens on shabbos because I never tuck my tzitzis in because they tickle my legs) I thank god that it was my tzitzis and not my “frank and beans” how on earth did the frank get on top of the beans???

Letters to the Editor 14 letters since 2008

  1. What about stepping on the straps of your Shel Rosh tefilin when you stand up for Shemoneh Esrei? I do that all the darn time.

  2. (Scratching noggin) Ohhhhh!

    All these years I was cringing at the very thought of someone subjecting himself just for a few bucks.

    Tex, you must have very long straps for that to happen (then again, everything’s bigger in Texas). You’re supposed to tuck the left one under your belt and loop it over, and the right one on top of your belt (sans the loop). They shouldn’t be on the floor at all, you gotta watch out that shouldn’t happen.

  3. I’m a tzizis by my sides kinda guy. I’ve never understood how kids and guys in general ever end up with 2 tzitzis hanging over their crotch and 2 down their crack.

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