Merry Mishmash
The drawer where everything else ends up.
In this collection
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Jewish Life
The Rabbi and the Barber
A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved. "What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price,…
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Jewish Life
Three Men of Faith and Money
A Catholic priest, a Reverend, and a Rabbi are discussing their income. The Priest says: "I draw a circle on the ground,…
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Jewish Life
The Waiter and Jewish Mothers
What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? "Pardon me ladies, but is ANYTHING all right?"
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Jewish Life
Who Buys Retail
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street in New York City with his tin cup. "Please, sir," he pleaded to…
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Jewish Life
A Vet
One early winter morning, Rabbi Bloom was walking beside the canal when he saw a dog in the water, trying hard to…
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Jewish Life
The Thanksgiving Dinner
During World War II, a sergeant stationed at Fort Benning gets a telephone call from a woman. "We would love it," she…
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Shul Life
The Shuls on the Desert Island
A man is rescued from a desert island after 20 years. The news media, amazed at this feat of survival, ask him…
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Jewish Life
3 Rabbis and a Blessing on Lobster
An Orthodox, a Conservative, and a Reform rabbi are each asked whether one is supposed to say a brokhe (blessing) over a…
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Dating & Marriage
Jewish Weddings and Whose Pregnant
At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the…
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Jewish Life
Top Ten Signs you are a Religious Jewish Marathoner
10. The wildly colorful, neon, skin-tight running shirt you are wearing is for some ultra-frum charity in Brooklyn 9. No one can…
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Jewish Life
Lessons Learned from Noah’s Ark
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark! 1. Don't miss the boat. 2. Remember that we…
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Chanukah
Simpsons – Dreidel – Son, They Call It a Droodle
Here's an old clip from the Simpsons episode "Homer's Triple Bypass" (Season 4, episode 9F09). Homer tries to appeal to a X-tian…
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Jewish Life
The Silly World of Chelm and Garbage Bags Made of Wood
The next time you visit Chelm, you might notice that the garbage bags are made of wood rather than plastic. There actually…
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Jewish Life
The Silly World of Chelm and Drinking Soda in Shot Glasses
Chelm has always been known to be a village of fools. In Chelm, you might notice that the people there drink soda…
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Jewish Life
The Rabbi and Golf
A Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for…
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Jewish Life
Higher Mathematics
Shmul and Benin, two of the wisest men in the town of Chelm, went one day to take a steam bath. As…
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Jewish Life
Top Ten Signs You’re in a Jewish Softball League
10. In order to make it really official: the umpire is a goy 9. At least three guys are wearing dress pants…
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Israel
Top Ten Signs You Are a Very Patriotic Hebrew
10. When the National Anthem comes on, your take off your kippah 9. Consider the Davey Crockett hat the American version of…
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Jewish Life
Flatbush Changed. Pomegranate, Mountain Fruit and Amazing Savings
My wife and I just visited Flatbush for the first time in 2 years. To me, everything I knew about Flatbush changed.…
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Chassidim & Chabad
Chasidic Superman!
This is the 1967 Chasidic Superman poster. I personally have been looking all over for this and finally came across it…
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Shul Life
Top Ten Synagogue Activities That Make You Look like a Moron
10. Botched Ark Opening - (aka. The undetectable curtain string) Any ark opening delay whatsoever triggers the entire congregation to respond with…
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Rabbis, Bans & Chumras
Videos About Tzniyus Parodies – Girls Shtus
These videos are a reflection on how crazy the Frum world of women has become. Sh*t Frum Girls Say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91DXhhAx0k Meet the…
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Shul Life
Announcements in Synagogue Newsletters
Join us for our celebration after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Weight Watchers will meet at 8pm at the Beck Hall. Please…
