Merry Mishmash
The drawer where everything else ends up.
In this collection
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Yeshivish
Top Uber-Yeshivish Phrases and Translations
Hold My Bags Yeshivish for "I agree:" "I hold." Yeshivish for "I disagree:" "I hear." I hold = my opinion is... I…
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Jewish Life
The Silly World of Chelm and the Electric Car (Not the Tesla)
Once upon a time, in the silly world of Chelm, a salesman was passing through. "I am selling one of the most…
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Jewish Life
Rashi Tasting Rashi Wine (Joke)
If Rashi were alive today and tasted wine branded under his name, what do you think he would say? This is…
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Jewish Life
The Ten Commandments – Would You Like One?
This is the little-known tale of how G-d came to give the Jews the Ten Commandments. G-d first went to the…
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Jewish Life
34 Things About Computers if They Were Jewish
These were gathered from the internet years ago. It's worth reposting -RH Your "Start" button would be replaced with a "Let's…
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Jewish Life
The Rebbetzin ALS (Amytrophyl Lateral Sclerosis) Ice Water Challenge
In this hilarious skit, "The Rebbetzin," a.k.a. Danielle Jacobs, plays a frum woman that takes the ice bucket water challenge. She…
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Chassidim & Chabad
Oy Vey! The Danger of Coming from a Chassidishe Home
Kudos to Frum Satire for bringing out this image.
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Jewish Life
Moses + Hello Kitty
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Jewish Life
Top 20 Jewish Quotes
1. “In Jewish history there are no coincidences.” – Elie Wiesel If you would have asked me my favorite Yiddish word,…
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Jewish Life
Top 10 Signs You’re a Toronto Jew
1. You know about Hartmans, Sobeys, Kosher City, and Perls. Same thing with Dr. Laffa, Ba Li Lafa and Hummus Hummus. 2.…
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Jewish Life
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE
The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the…
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Shul Life
Photo Taken from a Mechitzah on a Monsey Trails Bus Made With a Tallis…
This is nothing new. Monsey Trails is known for having a cloth Mechitzah to separate males and females. But, when there is…
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Shul Life
Pirkei Avos – First Pesukim Interpretation – Talking About a Shul Kiddush
Recently I went through the first Perek of Pirkei Avos during a Kiddush at someone's house and came to the conclusion…
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Jewish Life
A Rabbi Dies and Finds Himself Waiting in Line to Enter Heaven…
A rabbi dies and finds himself waiting in line to enter Heaven. The guy ahead of him has a shaved head,…
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Purim
Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? Rabbinical Style (Early Purim Joke)
Please note that the following was never said by the following Rabbis, rather it's answered in their style and is meant…
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Israel
Israeli TV Comedian Interviews Priest
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cxylLZo6Hj0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Hilarous, Ali G-like Shalom Prosper interviews Father Michael O'Leary
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Jewish Life
The 25 Best Jewish Loopholes
Look, if Judaism wasn’t full of tricks, shortcuts, and loopholes, I’m pretty sure that the religion would have died already. One of…
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Jewish Life
Bubby’s iPad
Yossi wanted to scream. His friends in class constantly bragged about the wonders of iPhones, iPods and iPads. It seemed that every…
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Jewish Life
New York Jews Baseball Cap – Where to Get One?
Recently the National Congress of American Indians came out with an advertisement showing how mistreated they were, and how the Cleveland…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
The Laws of the Sukkah according to Dr. Seuss
I saw this years ago and had to repost. -Rafi Contributed by Rabbi Arthur E. Gould You can build it very small1…
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Jewish Life
The Humorous Tale Of A Rabbi Temp
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended,he called his rabbi friend from across the…
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Jewish Life
Propaganda: The Jew That Saved People from a Lion
In WWII Germany, a lion escaped from a local zoo, and posed a real threat to kill many people along. One brave…
