Early Jewish Web Jokes
From the joke pages of the 1990s web, rescued from the Wayback Machine.
In this collection
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3995Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3995
My sons the professionals
Mrs. Feldman was getting acquinted with her new neighbor, Mrs. Johnson when Mrs. Johnson asked, "How old are your boys?" The doctor…
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4055Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4055
osamas valentine
little david comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's…
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4066Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4066
Fifty dollars is fifty dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I 'd like…
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4073Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4073
it becomes warmer there?
- Isaak Solomonovich, close a window, it is cold outside. - And you guess, that if I`ll close it, it becomes warmer…
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4099Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4099
Iraqi joke
There were 3 men in the desert. One is Canadian, the other is Iraqi and the third one is Israeli. They find…
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4132Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4132
breaking the glass
why do grooms stomp on the glass when getting married? It's the last time they'll put their foot down.
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4151Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4151
The Last Brisket
As Abbie lay in his bed, he contemplated his impending death. Suddenly smelling the aroma of roast brisket, his favorite food, wafting…
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4156Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4156
A blind man is sitting on a park bench.
A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down next to him. The Rabbi is chomping on a…
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4158Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4158
The dog
Rivkah, a little old lady get on an El Al flight to Israel. She's carrying a bag, a purse and a little…
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4159Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4159
The engagement
Ruth and Golda were walking along Hendon High Street. Ruth says, "My son Irving is getting married. He tells me he is…
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4180Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4180
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and…
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4182Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4182
A rabbi who’s been leading a congregation for many years is upset by t…
A rabbi who's been leading a congregation for many years is upset by the fact that he's never been able to eat…
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4191Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4191
Morris, the Samurai
There once was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai. So he put up posters throughout the land saying he…
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4192Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4192
The school teacher’s prize
Angela was nearing 60 and was in her final year of teaching. She was a devout Christian who missed teaching from the…
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4198Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4198
It’s All Relative
Two Jewish women were speaking about their sons, each of whom was incarcerated in the state prison. The first says: "Oy, my…
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4203Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4203
The Rabbi and his Wife
The Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The Rabbi came across a box he didn't recognize. His wife told…
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4363Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4363
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book T…
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book The English book The Welsh book The American book…