You know a lot of things can go to your head, money, fame, honor- or 100,000 hits 50 random emails a week and multiple comments on posts. Well this past week for some reason or another I decided to post up a few things I shouldn’t have. I decided to post up material that really shouldn’t grace the pages of a so called Frum Blog. Sex and humor do go hand and hand- but my best material- the things people read my blog for- have nothing to do with sex. They are genuinely funny posts that are usually clean. I would like to keep it that way from now on.
I received quite a few emails complaining that the content of the site had gone down- and I was just posting up this outrageous material to gain readers and you know what? I was, and it didn’t really gain me anything. 1000 hits a day can really go to someones head and you begin to lose the reason why I started to write in the first place- FOR ME- and by default people enjoyed it- but I lost the real aspect of it and started catering to others. That is about to stop.
Now I am sure plenty of you are asking yourselves- “those must have been pretty nasty emails for him to want to change and erase tons of posts?” Well the emails are not what got me to change.
Like all stories this one is because of a girl, a girl I never actually met, but was supposed to meet tomorrow for our first date. I was getting ready to check the weather to decide what bikes to bring on my mini road trip to her PA house when I received this message on my phone ” Hello Heshy- you are a pervert, hypocrite, lier and a faker and I never want to talk to you again.” This hurt, the last time I hurt like this was when my ex-fiance broke up with me, and I never even met this girl. You see I liked this girl, and I really respected her- she was the first girl in a long time to hold my interest beyond the first phone call. She was also a very real person- willing to call me- even after one phone call- an initiator- a leader, and an eccentric like myself.
I just wrote her thanking her for the amazing thing she allowed me to see and to tell her that HaShem works in amazing ways. You see prior to this week I had never had more then one dirty post in a row. Here and there I talked of unclean topics- but until this week of all weeks- I had never had a full week of rated-R material. And admittedly the posts for this week were terrible. So HaShem had purposely made me do such a thing this week- so this girl who had come into my life could google my name and come up with my blog. Now some of you may say- that this is the reason bloggers should remain anonymous. But I have to disagree- if I were anonymous and proceeded to go out with this girl- the hurt on oth sides would have been much stronger and the conclusion would not have been so amazing.
The hashgacha prutus is simply too large to deny.
This post is dedicated to my roommate Shachar who tried to make me see the light and to T.A. who though I will never meet- has made me see the light.
Sincerely
Heshy @ Frum Satire
wow
youre incredible
thanks for sharing all that
Appreciated, as I really do like your original works.
Wow, look at the top posts section: It’s BLANK!! Hesh, as Mendel would say, “You’re amazing.” It makes you realize what a waste of time it was to talk about sex so much. That’s all many people only know how to do, and it’s sad as hell to see how people have become so desensitized. But the fact that Frum Satire can still be amazing and better without the perverted stuff is proof that you are a normal and dynamic person, which is all that matters.
The breaking of the engagement and this have probably been awesome learning processes, and they are going to be the things that will lead you to finding the right chik, both for you and for her.
PS: Thanks for the ride.
Dude, I saw the ss vs bb post but then you took it off?
WTF?
I don’t get it. She doesn’t want to go with you because you blogged a bit about sex?
Oh please. That’s a pathetic excuse.
Don’t be a sellout. And don’t be whipped either.
“Oh please. That’s a pathetic excuse.”
Not so. It’s the manner he wrote about women: objectifying.
No *self respecting* woman would want to go out with someone like that.
So the ‘menz club’ can cheer each other on with comments like: ‘forget about her’ and ‘pathetic’, but meanwhile the intelligent, confident, multidimensional women will run far far way from you all.
Arora puh-lease. The sexual jokes and topics posted were not so disturbing and the boys here including the blogger sound like fine guys. I guess you never met a real nasty jerk in your life. An intelligent, confident and “multidimensional” woman would not call his date to leave such a message on his phone. If you are really a really intelligent woman, then act like one.
Yes I started a men vs. women issue and your all going to tear each other apart. Maybe When I get back from my day of hiking- there will be 70 comments like the BT thing that everyone got riled up about.
I agree with both sides a bit- but it happens to be that I dont want to be known as a sexual humor blog- my posts making fun of the different sects and nuances of orthodox Judaism and the whole judging thing is what I want to be known for,
Anyone can write about sex- granted I was good at it and I am sure its subtleties will pervade many of my posts- like checking out the hotties over the mechitza will not go away. But I will try to veer away from talking about chassidish gang bangs and kollel menage twas.
it wasnt just a little ‘blogging about sex’, it was crude and low quality.
raunchy sex has a place.. in the bedroom.
why would you want frumsatire to go out with a girl who thinks that talkng this way ‘in public’ is ok? he deserves a girl who has enough self respect and who is sensitized enough to know what’s right for a private vs public forum.
mooke, its a frickin’ blog. Dont’ like it, don’t read it.
Also, just cause Hesh had some crude humor on his blog doesn’t make him a “pervert, hypocrite, lier and a faker”.
I find it a bit amusing,
See – I am happily married, and yet i still do some raunchy blogging, I do some ‘stand up’ that I wouldn’t invite the faint hearted to. Funniest thing is, My wife encourages me and supports me. We both enjoy humor, and we both like making people laugh – Weather we joke about a chassidish chicken crossing the street or shriveled gefilte fish pussy.
I don’t think there is any need to be so harsh on Frumbutwithit. I agree with Jacob (I guess he is a fellow Sephardi?), posting some humor on a site does not make someone a pervert, hypocrite and a liar. Again, I did not like how that girl could call and leave such a message on his phone. She could have communicated her reasons in a mature way but she resorted to name-calling and that is not nice. Where is derech eretz? It flew out of the window?
Hesh isn’t a fellow Sephardi, he’s a fellow biker.
I know Hesh isn’t Sephardi but you are one?
what does being sfardi have to do with any of this? 🙂
Nothing, I just mentioned it cause it caught my attention.
Yup, Da Jew is SY (Born, not bred) . Check out my post “Syrians and Converts” on my sidebar for some backround.
Rebel, you have a bloggy?
Yes,I do have a bloggy but it’s not officially been pimped by me yet.
I don’t get it. Do you have one or not?
I have one but there is only a paragraph posted on the blog right now, I signed up like two days ago. Oh, I am a mutt too and I added a comment to your Syrian-Convert post.
Well, email me a link when you are ready and I’ll show some love for a fellow mutt.
I saw, thanks for the comment.
Anyway, sorry if I hijacked the thread, Hesh.
Now, where were we…
Oh right, that chick who dumped Hesh because he wrote some naughty bits on the bloggy…
Oy, get a life, wigga.
That girls a whiny douchebag, you yourself said you havent met her, you lucked out! You never had to!
Whats your blogs address yackov?
First of all there will still be plenty of offensive material on this site. My number one goal is to write funny stuff that pushes peoples buttons.
Just last night someone posted an article on craigslist that sys I am an anti-semite- so obviously some folks have been offended- and most of my CL posts get flagged anyways.
Even all of you who think I sold out- I doubt any of you could possibly think that the posts of last week were any good.
The best posts I have written have been relatively clean. Offensive- but clean to a degree
I am not surprised they pulled the anti-semite card on you. Whenever someone makes a constructive critism, there comes the “anti-semite” card.
Well I don’t think you sold out but I also did not think you did something so awful to post a couple of posts that had some sexual content. I have checked the sites on this ring, and it’s not like everyone on here are flawless tzadikkim or big talmud chocham so why sweat it really? Isn’t this about some Yids who are trying do their best on this planet? To err is human.
I happen to really enjoy your blog. I find your post humorous, entertaining and fresh. But I have to admit that lately ive just been so disappointed with the posts. I found myself checking your blog less often , and decided i would stop altogether. Today I found myself checking your blog one last time to see if maybe there would be a post unlike the last few….and lo and behold!! Glad you came to the realization, stick to your clean stuff, your and an incredibly talented write.
kitkat, shut up.
I can’t get over how people feel so free to critisize when they probably couldnt even write one half decent funny post.
Such nasty manners too. You are a guest at the blog, kindly show some respect for the owner.
>Such nasty manners too. You are a guest at the blog, kindly show some respect for the owner.
No need to show respect for a jerk that un-abashedly writes how he enjoys *pigging out* over food, or ogling hoes with tight pants (see next post), or comments about dirty chassidim (ditto).
Sorry Jacob, but a Bheima is a Bheima no matter how well he writes.
Here Jacob, from the next post:
“*the tight pants hoes* and the yeshiva hockers make the experience a memorable one.”
You tell me. Is this jerk a pervert or not? Before you rush to answer, think from the girl in PA’s perspective.
Think about a Girl who thinks she’s meeting a nice fine boy, and then reads how he enjoys looking at *hoes* with tight pants.
Disgusting. Feh.
To FrumSatire: There’s a difference between funny dirty and gratuitous dirty. Usually, your dirtyness is in service of a higher goal. This episode is a reminder to keep it that way.
To Almost Mrs. FrumSatire: give him another chance, he’s a good guy!
>Also, just cause Hesh had some crude humor on his blog doesn?t make him a ?pervert, hypocrite, lier and a fake.
Jacob, what’s to make a girl think that his crude humor is limited to his blog?
If he thinks like a pervert and writes like one, doesn’t it follow that he might act like one?
Jacob, IIRC, I believe you’re married.
In all honesty, what would your wife think if you came home and told her what a great time you had with so and so checking out the tight pant hoes?
a guy who can own up to his mistakes, apologize and deal with the situation in a mature way is worth A LOT more than a guy who doesnt make sex jokes..
nothing is to say that his ‘blog behavior’ won’t come out in real life, but that also includes what this post says about him.
>a guy who can own up to his mistakes, apologize and deal with the situation in a mature way is worth A LOT more than a guy who doesnt make sex jokes..
Aww, please. He owned up to it only when he got slapped in the face and didn’t want the word going around that he was dropped for that reason.
well any girl who can pass up a guy who is capable of a sincere apology/regret probably doesnt deserve him.
Mookie,
Are you a woman?
Tell me now, what’s your opinion on this guy after his apology, on his comment about how memorable his experience was ogling the tight pants hoes?
Would you want to date such a guy?
Actually I would venture to sa that most single men regardless of age think exactly like I do or even worse. I have never been to a strip club nor do I ever go out to pick up chicks- I happen to enjoy writing about stuff that folks can relate to.
Pervert is a relative word- are all the creators of teen movies perverts? NO they know what people enjoy and as result gear their artistic creativity towards that function.
Shit, Fart, and sex jokes are enjoyable to any guy and many girls as well. I just happen to do a good job at recreating the event with twist.
I have fo some time wanted to tone it down and yes someone made me realize it. You can call me pervert all you want- but if your a single guy half of your time is probably spent devoted to sex in some way or another.
I spent 90% of my time on the other hand devoted to having sex with my bikes, guns, kayaks, skis, skateboards and wilderness reserves. The other ten percent is spent with this blog and my job.
i wouldnt have dated the guy who posted those things last week – in fact i emailed him and told him i didnt think it was appropriate for a frum guy to be speaking this way.
but.. i would definately date the guy who posted this week. from my personal experience, having the ability to learn and grow from situations is worth a lot more than having knowledge. knowledge only goes so far whereas the ability to apologize and to correct’s one behavior has infinite benefits.
in a relationship you’ll never be with someone who has all the same views and opinions and behaviors as you, but if youre with someone who can listen to whats important to you, and grow from it – you’re very lucky.
one last thing, i dont think the things he wrote or thinks or says are necessarily perverted or wrong, i think its a sign that hes a healthy single male. what i do think is wrong is to post it that way on a public forum. some things are better left private.
Well said, mookie.
>but.. i would definately date the guy who posted this week.
Mookie, please answer my above question. What’s your feeling about how AFTER his apology, he goes and writes about how he enjoys the tight pant hoes?
I don’t have a problem that he THINKS that way. I have a problem that he has no shame to publicly write that.
>one last thing, i dont think the things he wrote or thinks or says are necessarily perverted or wrong, i think its a sign that hes a healthy single male. what i do think is wrong is to post it that way on a public forum. some things are better left private.
Thanks for explaining why he’s a pervert.
>Actually I would venture to sa that most single men regardless of age think exactly like I do or even worse. I have never been to a strip club nor do I ever go out to pick up chicks- I happen to enjoy writing about stuff that folks can relate to.
But only nutcases don’t have the shame to publicly post it.
>Pervert is a relative word- are all the creators of teen movies perverts? NO they know what people enjoy and as result gear their artistic creativity towards that function.
>Shit, Fart, and sex jokes are enjoyable to any guy and many girls as well. I just happen to do a good job at recreating the event with twist.
I couldn’t care less if you enjoy it or not. Just drop the word “frum” from your screenname.
>I spent 90% of my time on the other hand devoted to having sex with my bikes, guns, kayaks, skis, skateboards and wilderness reserves. The other ten percent is spent with this blog and my job.
No wonder you write so perverted…….. (Ba’talah Mayvee Liday……)
Is this the same Ed who bugs people on DovBear?
Oy!
unrefined? maybe..
pervert.. i dont think so!
anyway.. to each his own.. i guess you and i wont be the dating from the same pool of guys 🙂
Oy vey is mir! 😛 So Ed you want frumbutwithit to be a closet pervert than be a pervert that outs himself?
>>>anyway.. to each his own.. i guess you and i wont be the dating from the same pool of guys
Just wondering about your comment above Mookie, why would Ed and you not date the same pool of guys. Ed is gay? 🙂
i thought ed was a woman.. oops..
well then i -really- hope we dont date from the same pool of guys 🙂
Hahaha. 🙂
>Is this the same Ed who bugs people on DovBear?
Yo, Jacob. Whazzup? Heh Heh.
>I thought ed was a woman.. oops..
well then i -really- hope we dont date from the same pool of guys.
Have no fear, mookie. I’m a married man with kids. My specialty is chasing down online bullies like Jacob.
>So Ed you want frumbutwithit to be a closet pervert than be a pervert that outs himself?
I want heshy to be honest and not call himself frum.
Ed, sweetcakes, Hesh’s frummigkeit is none of your business. His deal is between him and G-d and not between you and him.
p.s. my specialty is dealing with “holier than thou and you are trash”online types , and Ed you are one. I like to bug them offline too. 🙂
>Ed, sweetcakes, Hesh?s frummigkeit is none of your business. His deal is between him and G-d and not between you and him.
Reread the thread, dodo. He was complaining why he was called a pervert. That’s only a complaint if he’s frum. If he aint frum, he aint no pervert.
So he gotta make up his mind.
>p.s. my specialty is dealing with ?holier than thou and you are trash?online types , and Ed you are one. I like to bug them offline too. 🙂
C’mon, brother. Try a little harder.
Hey Mr. Ed,
I found your homepage.
http://members.tripod.com/~horsefame/MrEdS.htm
🙂
hahahaha, good one rebel.
Ed, I think Chaim G. is calling you…
Ed,
Are you saying one can’t live an observant life and have a dirty mind, so to speak?
HESHY – good job! Keep up the CLEAN WORK!!! May you meet your zivig soon!
Wow. For a second there I thought I agreed with ed on something, even if only in the same respect that religious fundamentalists and radical feminists are both anti-porn but for very different reasons.
But, then he goes on to say that thinking of women as tight pants hoes is *NO PROBLEM*, only saying so is.
And then this:
“He was complaining why he was called a pervert. That’s only a complaint if he’s frum. If he aint frum, he aint no pervert..”
Mindboggling. I don’t even know where to start with how perverted that statement is.
The commenters are correct, this is Heshy’s blog, his thoughts, humor etc., and I read it once in a while because I enjoy the other 90%, specially being a lover of nature and hiking myself.
But, is there *any* guy out there who considers the harm it does to women to constantly be thought of as tight pant hoes, butts and boobs behind a mechitza, and objects to be ogled at? Does *anyone* care or even see how damaging these attitudes are to the advancement of women, to be so often rated and relegated to the sex class?
dont agree with your kind compassionate roomate’s logic/ the reason ppl disguise themselves is bec ppl dont want to hear the truth. Tact is for the ones who dont know you, or for the women shal we say.
the thing is at the end of the day random ppl will be judging you at face value not knowing the soure. alota ppl who arent friens or friendly will look at this site. perhaps you should hide from those who wish to judge you with assumptions or wish to hurt your feelings.
that was said w/o looking at the offensive material.
>But, then he goes on to say that thinking of women as tight pants hoes is *NO PROBLEM*, only saying so is.
Allow me please to clarify.
Even thinking is distasteful. However, “Torah wasn’t given to Angels”, and its understandable that as a human being, someone might be tempted to have such thoughts and its therefore not my problem to chatise him for it. But to express it?! In public?! That’s beyond pale!!
>And then this:
?He was complaining why he was called a pervert. Thats only a complaint if hes frum. If he aint frum, he aint no pervert..?
Mindboggling. I don?t even know where to start with how perverted that statement is.
If he’s willing to pronounce that he simply isn’t frum, then he has Bechirah to choose his own path. I can’t chase the whole world screaming “YOU PERVERT!”. But I chase down one who is a pervert and at the same time, claims he’s frum.
Ed and then what happens? You get a prize from the frum community for chasing down a pervert? Sheesh, some people need like you need to get a LIFE!
wow, i cant believe all the feedback about this, especially the negative things said about Heshy.
Heshy, thanks for cleaning it up a bit… and no i dont think youre a pervert, i happen to think youre a wonderful guy. The difference between you and every other guy is you say whats on your mind, and for the most part dont care what others think, youre not trying to be someone that youre not.
Keep up the writing; I’m keepin’ up the reading.
Rebel , Ed is a troll and exists to hassle bloggers.
If only he could comment on my older posts and get the discussion going.
Your funniest post yet! Be consoled, any girl that isn’t 5 years old and spells liar with an e can’t be worth the trouble. Or was that your typo?
Based on my pselling record it was probably my mistake- I think half of the comments on this site are dedicated to bashing my grammar and spelling. To which I respond that I have written it in my disclaimer.
Shavua tov (or a gitten voch) you minuval*,
@Hesh,I think you should give the spelling trolls a swift kick in “da tuchas”.
p.s. did you see my comment in Facebook? 🙂
@Jacob, Ed has been complaining about “men staring at hoes in tight pants”. Either Ed is gay or he is weird, cause all men tend to at least look once at a girl who is dressed in a sexy way. IF Ed says he is not looking, he is lying. Liar,liar, pants on fire.
*I was at Rabbi Schmeckelstein’s shiur, hence the minuval. lol.
man hesh u dirty old man. but come on man she pounced on u over nada
altho the hot dog at camp story was kinda sick
hesh i say write a book