Preparing for the Upper West Side date:
1. discover that when her profile says upper 30s, she is really in her 40s.
2. trojans — pre-tear the package if staying over friday night.
3. tefilin
4. change of underwear and shirt (leave it in the car)
5. deodorant, toothbrush, and mini-shaver
6. tell your wife you’re on a business trip.
But this only works if you can get her to go to the mikva first.
Sounds sick? Yep. Just spoke to my UWS single friend, she’s in her 40s (her profile says she’s in her 30s — of course). All the jdate/fumster, etc. contacts she gets are from married guys who want to make sure she’ll go to the mikva first. Yey frummies. God is proud.
Now, to pack and tell my wife I’m going on a business trip…
Y ou ever hear the jewish businessman joke? What are 3 things frum businessmen arent makpid on while traveling? Cholov yisrael, pas yisroel and bas yisroel.
Y ou ever hear the jewish businessman joke? What are 3 things frum businessmen arent makpid on while traveling? Cholov yisrael, pas yisroel and bas yisroel.
heshy, you’re insane. that said, i totally agree with you, only a really frummy frum guy would bring his tefillin just in case he spends the night, because he wouldn’t want to miss a day of tefillin. this isn’t MO, this is a very yeshivish thing to do.
Frumgays go on tefillin dates, too. Although if the guys are both ashkenazim and righties (for example), then they can share. Good to ask in advance. 😉
I agree with this. Brooklyn guys are most certainly NOT keeping it in their pants. The girls aren’t keeping their skirts down, either, but they lie and say they are virgins.
And yes, all the girls tell me they shave anywhere from 2 to 15 years off their age.
Tefilin date was a term coined by Rabbi Shlomo Riskin in one of his addresses to the Lincoln Square synagogue in 1979 over a disturbing pattern in the singles community.
Preparing for the Upper West Side date:
1. discover that when her profile says upper 30s, she is really in her 40s.
2. trojans — pre-tear the package if staying over friday night.
3. tefilin
4. change of underwear and shirt (leave it in the car)
5. deodorant, toothbrush, and mini-shaver
6. tell your wife you’re on a business trip.
But this only works if you can get her to go to the mikva first.
Sounds sick? Yep. Just spoke to my UWS single friend, she’s in her 40s (her profile says she’s in her 30s — of course). All the jdate/fumster, etc. contacts she gets are from married guys who want to make sure she’ll go to the mikva first. Yey frummies. God is proud.
Now, to pack and tell my wife I’m going on a business trip…
Y ou ever hear the jewish businessman joke? What are 3 things frum businessmen arent makpid on while traveling? Cholov yisrael, pas yisroel and bas yisroel.
Y ou ever hear the jewish businessman joke? What are 3 things frum businessmen arent makpid on while traveling? Cholov yisrael, pas yisroel and bas yisroel.
lol
I hate to break it to you, but I first heard of this over thirty years ago. It’s not new. Do westsiders travel Manhattan in cars?
heshy, you’re insane. that said, i totally agree with you, only a really frummy frum guy would bring his tefillin just in case he spends the night, because he wouldn’t want to miss a day of tefillin. this isn’t MO, this is a very yeshivish thing to do.
Like the shark
Frumgays go on tefillin dates, too. Although if the guys are both ashkenazim and righties (for example), then they can share. Good to ask in advance. 😉
It has to be an MO thing. A real Frummie would have to bring his hat and jacket too.
I agree with this. Brooklyn guys are most certainly NOT keeping it in their pants. The girls aren’t keeping their skirts down, either, but they lie and say they are virgins.
And yes, all the girls tell me they shave anywhere from 2 to 15 years off their age.
Tefilin date was a term coined by Rabbi Shlomo Riskin in one of his addresses to the Lincoln Square synagogue in 1979 over a disturbing pattern in the singles community.