Tag: rabbi
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5277Joke no. Classic joke · No. 5277
Get the facts first
Fay goes to see Rabbi Gross. "I have a problem, rabbi," she says. "Yesterday, after yet another argument with my Ruben, he walks out…
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3735Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3735
The Priest and the Rabbi
A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks, "Is it still…
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3780Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3780
Moving On
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a rabbi are discussing what they would like people to say after they die and their bodies…
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3790Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3790
Making it kosher
A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat…
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3801Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3801
Hashem
Jack was coming out of shul one day, and the rabbi was standing at the door as he always did to shake hands. The…
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3840Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3840
Holiday in Boise
During midd night mass, everything went well until they came to the speaking part. It did not sound like latin and the ceremony came…
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3841Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3841
The accident
Rabbi Schulmann was crossing the street and got hit right in front of the cathedral. the priest thinking he was dead, started his last…
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3848Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3848
Priest and the Rabbi
A Priest and a Rabbi were talking one day. And the conversation eventually turned as it always did, to the Rabbi's Piety. The Priest…
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3857Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3857
Collision Course
There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest. The cars are completetly shaterred though the Rabbi and the Preist don't even…
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3874Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3874
3 rabbis
3 rabbis died in a car crash and went up to heaven. when they got to the gates of heaven st. peter was waiting…
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3884Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3884
Rabbinical advice
Night before her wedding, the beautiful and dutiful Jewish bride to be asked her Rabbi father for some sound advice. "Pappa, I don't know…
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3892Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3892
Bar joke
A priest, a minister and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look and says, "What is this - a…
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3898Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3898
The Final Five Minutes
An unmarried Rabbi is on an empty train when a sexy, beautiful woman walks into his empty carriage, carrying a foot long, BLT, Subway…
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3908Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3908
three progressive rabbis
Three rabbis were bragging about how liberal they were. Rabbi #1: "We have ashtrays by the seats." Rabbi #2: "That's nothing! Come Yom Kippur…
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3911Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3911
It
A man went to see his Rabbi and said, "Rabbi, if I give up drinking, partying all night, chasing the opposite sex and start…
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3912Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3912
Mice in the basement of the shul
Three rabbis are standing around schmoosing when one of them says, "We've got a terrible problem with mice in the basement of the shul.…
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3914Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3914
Jewish Laws
An ultra Orthodox couple met their rabbi at their temple to consult their upcoming wedding. they had one problem that they needed to ask…
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3932Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3932
rabbi substitutes for priest
A Catholic priest was manning a confession booth for several hours and wanted relief. He asked his friend the rabbi to fill in for…
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3971Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3971
gentile and rabbi
A gentile one asked Rabbi Goldberg, "Tell me, Rabbi, is it true that a Jew always answers a question with another one?" The rabbi…
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3981Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3981
The sermon
The rabbi is speaking to his lower East Side congregation and he says, "with Hashem's help we shall walk but first, we must crawl."…
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3997Joke no. Classic joke · No. 3997
Chinese Jews
A Brooklynite tourist was strolling through Hong Kong when he spied a synagogue. He entered and, sure enough, he found a Chinese Rabbi and…
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4032Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4032
Car crash
A rabbi and a priest get into a car crash. It is a horrible wreck and both cars are totaled. The rabbi gets out…
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4033Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4033
Buying a car
A priest and a rabbi carpool every day and eventually decide to buy a car together. They park the car in-between the Church and…
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4034Joke no. Classic joke · No. 4034
The rabbi
The rabbi was hospitalized recovering from a heart attack when the president of the congregation visited him. He said: "Rabbi, I have good news…