Author: The Chelmisher Rav
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December Dilemmas
Kovetz Hilchos Xmas – A Parody for the Rest of Us
Get the book on Amazon Humor has always been a staple for Jewish survival. Through our millenia of tragedies and overall reasons to be…
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Jewish Internet History
JewHoo Jokes Collection
JewHoo was a Yahoo knockoff portal site popular among, well, Jews in the 1990s. The one timeless archive is the jokes section, the jokes…
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Yeshivish
Top 50+ Yeshivish Words Mumbled
For when you don't know the real word and at this point you're too afraid to ask. A freilechen Chanukah/PurimAl VashalomAybishterBabamaysaBezdinBidee'eved.BuchshmoiChap arainChutzpadikEmirtzah Hashem (Im*yirtzah)Epis…
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Dating & Marriage
71 Reasons for Girls Not to Talk to Guys
Swiped from: http://www.jewswithquestions.com/index.php?/topic/283-71-reasons-not-to-talk-to-guys-from-frumalltheway/#entry1720 . H/T Avital Sivan 1) It's assur (the source is in the Igros Moshe, and somwhere else)2) Most parents don't let,…
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Dating & Marriage
What is One Question You Should Never Ask on a Shidduch Date?
R' Eli Mansour: I forgot my wallet. Can you pay?Eli Schwebel: How much do you weigh?Yechiel Stern: How much does your father make?R' Avi…
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Jewish Life
Getting High on the Boirei Oilam Collage
In Parshas Noach 2020 Rabbi Binyomin Pruzansky posted a video showing how he "gets high" on the Boirei Oilam and it's "such a chill."…
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Jewish Life
Jewish versus Goyish
Judges Are JewishJuries Are Goyish Packing all the mini hotel shampoos is JewishUsing them is Goyish Ordering family style is JewishOrdering a la carte…
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Yeshivish
Do You Recognize the Weird, Feared Boro Park “Goy” Stare?
This can make anyone self-conscious. From the Jewish Press: January 29, 2016 From "Humans of New York" on February 6, 2012" with the caption…
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Rabbis, Bans & Chumras
Jewish Humor – The Odd Rabbi’s Prize Recommendation
So the Synagogue got really fed up with its Rabbi. The Executive Committee met and not-too-reluctantly, concluded that they'd have to let him go.…
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Jewish Life
Spaceballs – Speaking About Yichus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoiGZ47aRao "I am your father's brother's nephews cousin's former roommate." "What does that make us?" "Absolutely Nothing! Which is what you're about to become."…
